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SCP-2662, aka, "Cthulhu, f'UCK OFF!" is the SCP Foundation's take on Cthulhu.

SCP-2662 is a large humanoid entity standing 4 meters tall and weighing 2000 kilograms. He resembles The Great Old One known as Cthulhu from the works of H.P. Lovecraft. Like the version from The Call of Cthulhu, SCP-2662's conscious presence on earth creates a planet wide cognitohazardous effect that causes strange dreams, madness, and the formation of cults of worship of SCP-2662. Unlike the version of from The Call of Cthulhu, SCP-2662's personality is that of a teenaged male. In fact, he even though he is thousands of years old he is in fact considered a Teenager by Great Old One Standards. He enjoys playing video games and watching movies and he is generally disturbed by the fact that every month a new cult in his name breaks into his containment chamber and starts drawing symbols on his walls in blood, stool, and semen while trying to get him to participate in blood orgies/sacrifices. While he can directly command his cultists to leave him alone, he cannot stop them from being created and trying to break him out of his containment. Moreover, even the agents within the SCP Foundation are susceptible to this effect and may try to free him and other anomalies every so often.

Despite the fact that SCP-2662 is extremely benign and voluntarily wishes to be contained by The Foundation for its own safety, the incredibly large and unknown amounts of cults created unintentionally by SCP-2662 has caused it to be designated Keter.