In response to blip #125995
Daleport996 said:
"Your honor, guilty as charged! Because I, say so!"
from what i've heard, this will actually prevent you from becoming jury.
they dont think you are trustworthy anymore after you say stuff like this.
Daleport996 said:
"Your honor, guilty as charged! Because I, say so!"
from what i've heard, this will actually prevent you from becoming jury.
they dont think you are trustworthy anymore after you say stuff like this.
"Your honor, guilty as charged! Because I, say so!"
I probably would do this lol
W0LFB3AT5 said:
Call this a weird coincidence…But my mother just got summoned for jury duty just yesterday through mail… 😳
That is a very wierd coincidence 😅
Daleport996 said:
I can't do it... I'm just gonna mess it up. Sorry for being a disappointment.
What's the matter? Can't handle the...
...oh. Right. Guess that's on me.
HOME-DEPOT said:
jubei is hot
There are currently nine posts of nine the phantom
This is cool and all but there should be more, mostly WITH jubei, not because of like, loyalty and being married or whatever but because jubei is hot and nine is… a pretty cool character i guess
year_of_the_chux said:
You only get one, so make it count.
I can't do it... I'm just gonna mess it up. Sorry for being a disappointment.
Dragonlord2328 said:
Tbf ive wanted to try it not sure why
"Your honor, guilty as charged! Because I, say so!"
Daleport996 said:
Ah, that's fine. Would... you mind if I punch you in the jugular? It's ok if you don't want to. You can punch me back.
You only get one, so make it count.
Dragonlord2328 said:
Tbf ive wanted to try it not sure why
Call this a weird coincidence…
But my mother just got summoned for jury duty just yesterday through mail… 😳
Dripen_Arn said:
@W0LFB3AT5: @somethingedgey:
i am grateful ever day that i haven't been called for jury duty yet
Tbf ive wanted to try it not sure why
"Conventional job" is a tricky phrase to pin down, but everyone has to start somewhere.
Since remote delivery is still in vogue, don't be afraid to start there. I did, and while the hours aren't necessarily guaranteed, it's experience, and sometimes people tip generously. Demonstrate a few basic and desirable traits like reliability or adaptability and you can get places.
get retail or fast food job, do part time study at technical college to get qualification, there are some very easy ones that require little work.
888g888 said:
Fellas, how do I get a conventional job? I’m sick of neethood
That's the neet part, you don't
888g888 said:
Fellas, how do I get a conventional job? I’m sick of neethood
i suggest applying to the more local areas. specifically the smaller ones. they're more likely to even LOOK at your application
year_of_the_chux said:
it was me. I'm sorry. I didn't realize they would be so much....well, you know
Ah, that's fine. Would... you mind if I punch you in the jugular? It's ok if you don't want to. You can punch me back.
Fanican said:
Cerberus fjfmfjfjfmfnnfm
OH. Such outrageous statement! Please tell me that was satire.
Dripen_Arn said:
@W0LFB3AT5: @somethingedgey:
i am grateful ever day that i haven't been called for jury duty yet
I dont think we dont have anything like a jury here, but im sure it would suck given how many people want to get out of it.
Daleport996 said:
Alright, who's the motherfucker who invented responsibilities? I'm gonna find them and punch them in the jugular.I don't care if they're dead. I'm just gonna punch their jugular in hell.
it was me. I'm sorry. I didn't realize they would be so much....well, you know
Fanican said:
Cerberus fjfmfjfjfmfnnfm
Sorry for getting political
Cerberus fjfmfjfjfmfnnfm
Fellas, how do I get a conventional job? I’m sick of neethood
Why does it seem that today is be a titwank day everyone is being a bitch at work today i hate retail
Dripen_Arn said:
@W0LFB3AT5: @somethingedgey:
i am grateful ever day that i haven't been called for jury duty yet
Random thing I read on the Reddit comments when some asked, “What can I do to avoid Jury Duty?”
Someone replied: “Just say you’re racist…”
Like, bruh… 😆
@W0LFB3AT5: @somethingedgey:
i am grateful ever day that i haven't been called for jury duty yet
somethingedgey said:
I can speak from experience, being a witness sucksLong story short, some dude ran a cyclist over and i was just walking nearby
But both parties ask the exact same question like 3 times over, and when you say something that a party doesnt like, they question your credibility (even though YOU are the one thats not biased)
and even if you tell the whole truth you get NOTHING because (legally speaking) you cant receive money/ promises because that could count as bribery.
In short: dont be a witness. Its a waste of time and you only make enemies.
Not only that, but my doggos are very hyperactive towards strangers, if anything they try to grab attention by barking at them, being a witness is just knocking at my door.
W0LFB3AT5 said: I quickly put my dogs in my car and hurried out as fast as I could. I didn’t want any part of being a witness.
I can speak from experience, being a witness sucks
Long story short, some dude ran a cyclist over and i was just walking nearby
But both parties ask the exact same question like 3 times over, and when you say something that a party doesnt like, they question your credibility (even though YOU are the one thats not biased)
and even if you tell the whole truth you get NOTHING because (legally speaking) you cant receive money/ promises because that could count as bribery.
In short: dont be a witness. Its a waste of time and you only make enemies.
Daleport996 said:
Alright, who's the motherfucker who invented responsibilities? I'm gonna find them and punch them in the jugular.I don't care if they're dead. I'm just gonna punch their jugular in hell.
The industrial revolution and its consuquences
Alright, who's the motherfucker who invented responsibilities? I'm gonna find them and punch them in the jugular.
I don't care if they're dead. I'm just gonna punch their jugular in hell.
Awesome ghost of tsusima is coming to steam gonna get that on my steamdeck
sanestvaporeonfan said:
Yeah I'm not sure how you would even make that sexual but I hope some brave soul out there gives it a try
God, I wish I wasn't so busy with other stuff right now!
Went to pick up my dogs from the groomers, spent a good 5 minutes in there to receive them, paid the cashier, went back outside…
And noticed somebody broke and entered someone’s car. Their trunk complete fucked, their back window shattered, and the man was howling in anger while his (friend/partner?) tried to call the police. I quickly put my dogs in my car and hurried out as fast as I could. I didn’t want any part of being a witness.
sanestvaporeonfan said:
Bodily fluids that have not been featured in an e621 post (yet)(to my knowledge):
Spinal fluid
Inner ear fluidPlease
i'm sure there's some gore artist on this site that's gone to the trouble of adding such fluids to either their total head explosion commission and MK sub-zero style decapitation art trade respectivly. their hard work just hasn't gone noticed yet
somethingedgey said:
Those 2 are very specific fetishes
Yeah I'm not sure how you would even make that sexual but I hope some brave soul out there gives it a try
sanestvaporeonfan said:
Bodily fluids that have been featured in an e621 post:
Piss
Cum
Sweat
Tears
(liquid) shit
Vomit
Pussy juice
BloodBodily fluids that have not been featured in an e621 post (yet)(to my knowledge):
Spinal fluid
Inner ear fluidPlease
Those 2 are very specific fetishes
When i say your jordans are completely fake, i don’t mean they’re fake, but that theres is not a sliver of legitimacy to them.
Bodily fluids that have been featured in an e621 post:
Piss
Cum
Sweat
Tears
(liquid) shit
Vomit
Pussy juice
Blood
Bodily fluids that have not been featured in an e621 post (yet)(to my knowledge):
Spinal fluid
Inner ear fluid
Please
I wanna fall asleep so hard. Like how Serj Tankian screams "WAKE UP" in Chop Suey, but with the opposite effect.
Currently listening to Apollo 440 - Lolita
@Kemonophonic: @Daleport996: thanks everyone.
Kemonophonic said:
@coyotebear: Cars are the bane of my existence.
I was a journeyman mechanic for around 12 years, and have since moved into the parts distribution side of things; they are also the bane of my existence, and my source of employment :3
Facebook shat itself today lmao
Daleport996 said:
I found my diary! It was collecting dust under my tiny desk along with some boxes. Last entry was 4th of December 2023.Also, happy birthday @Doomguy666!
Glad you found it i hate losing things
I found my diary! It was collecting dust under my tiny desk along with some boxes. Last entry was 4th of December 2023.
Also, happy birthday @Doomguy666!
@coyotebear: Cars are the bane of my existence.
@Doomguy666: A bit late, but post #4008891
@coyotebear: thanks. All things considered, not too bad of a day.
Finally got the parcel i ordered for some reason it had been delivered to another building
@Doomguy666:
post #3924821
Kemonophonic said:
\(^o^)/ <(I just burned my hand on a hot car engine! Yay!)
post #4397475 post #3552087
I salute you, and hope it is just a teensy owwie; not many people even know how to open their car hood, and would be afraid to even go near the engine if they could.
then again, I work very well under the hood
Dripen_Arn said:
@Muckyotter: if you have a problem with posts, contact either of the 2 main admins: notmenotyou or "rainbow dash"/users/18776 (although i do recommend staying calm and diplomatic when talking to them, nobody likes a hot head)but i think i can still answer why your 2 posts didn't get approved: the artist of the works your tried uploading basically asked us not to host their art here anymore: https://e621.net/post_events?search%5Bpost_id%5D=75186
Yep thankfully it got resolved.
@Muckyotter: if you have a problem with posts, contact either of the 2 main admins: notmenotyou or "rainbow dash"/users/18776 (although i do recommend staying calm and diplomatic when talking to them, nobody likes a hot head)
but i think i can still answer why your 2 posts didn't get approved: the artist of the works your tried uploading basically asked us not to host their art here anymore: https://e621.net/post_events?search%5Bpost_id%5D=75186
\(^o^)/ <(I just burned my hand on a hot car engine! Yay!)
W0LFB3AT5 said:
Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks.
Because online you have the time to think, irl you have to make a choice of words in less then a coupe of seconds.
Irl convos are like a quick time event and online convos are a careful game of chess.
wickedFauna said:
turns out I lied to you (sorry)
Oh my god how dare you lie on the internet D:<
W0LFB3AT5 said:
@Daleport996:
@HOME-DEPOT:Heh! I can imagine when someone talks to you, you don’t know what to or HOW to respond professionally, so you just type it in your phone like you’re deaf, and after you’re done, you then show them your sentence through your phone like some autistic kid.
🙂📱
And they be like, “Oh, word?” 😆
That genuinely sounds like a good idea to me. Like, just tell people to text me even when I'm right in front of them. And to only communicate in English, since even with a dictionary, I'm still more fluent in it than my native language.
You know what, fuck it. My real life friends are boring anyway. I have more fun reading text on Discord that is written by someone a hemisphere away from me fifteen minutes after it was my turn to talk. (Until they want to meet up and become an IRL friend, anyway. Then, I'm back to square one.)
@Daleport996:
@HOME-DEPOT:
Heh! I can imagine when someone talks to you, you don’t know what to or HOW to respond professionally, so you just type it in your phone like you’re deaf, and after you’re done, you then show them your sentence through your phone like some autistic kid.
🙂📱
And they be like, “Oh, word?” 😆
W0LFB3AT5 said:
Amazing how our brains work:Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.
Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅
That’s honestly the only reason i struggle talking irl, and even then barely. Being able to lay out your words in thoughts, all the time in the world to find the right words and be perfectly clear, and not stutter when i’m interrupted, etc etc.
W0LFB3AT5 said:
Amazing how our brains work:Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.
Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅
I have thesaurus/dictionary.com open in another tab 80% of the time I write anything on the internet. Sometimes Wiktionary as well.
Also, you'll never know how long it took me to write this blip. I don't actually know either, because I wasn't keeping track.
Amazing how our brains work:
Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.
Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅
Ordered a new controller a few days ago i get the notification its been delivered somewhere but nowhere near me i got a refund and ordered one with next day delivery so i get a better courier
mr. Self Destruct
mr. Killmyself
mr. What's-It-To-Ya
are there any other misters i should know about?
somethingedgey said:
Which ones?I have jumbo, albert hein, boni and a aldi nearby
There is a coop pretty far away from me, but it will be worth it i hope
turns out I lied to you (sorry) the product finder I was using autocorrected my search to the U.S.
However, I did find this, But I don't think it has the apple flavoring, so I would recomend adding half of one of this packets and half of whatever apple drink flavoring you can find
wickedFauna said:
good news, I just did the research and the product I use (alpine spiced apple cider) sells in some supermarkets in the netherlands too
Which ones?
I have jumbo, albert hein, boni and a aldi nearby
There is a coop pretty far away from me, but it will be worth it i hope
Dripen_Arn said:
looked up one on xvideos and the first one i clicked on had TEAM by Mag.Lo, and that definitely bangs in a way i can never resist
Hell yeah!
Although, now that I think about it, I did make one banger over 4 years ago. It kinda dwells in the specific PMV/HMV vibe.
>> Here’s one <<
W0LFB3AT5 said:
Just look up anime PMV/HMV videos on whatever porn site and just pick a random video. I’m thinking of doing a banger one myself. 🎧🎶
looked up one on xvideos and the first one i clicked on had TEAM by Mag.Lo, and that definitely bangs in a way i can never resist