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HOME-DEPOT

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When i say your jordans are completely fake, i don’t mean they’re fake, but that theres is not a sliver of legitimacy to them.

sanestvaporeonfan

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Bodily fluids that have been featured in an e621 post:
Piss
Cum
Sweat
Tears
(liquid) shit
Vomit
Pussy juice
Blood

Bodily fluids that have not been featured in an e621 post (yet)(to my knowledge):
Spinal fluid
Inner ear fluid

Please

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    Daleport996

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    I wanna fall asleep so hard. Like how Serj Tankian screams "WAKE UP" in Chop Suey, but with the opposite effect.

    Daleport996

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    I found my diary! It was collecting dust under my tiny desk along with some boxes. Last entry was 4th of December 2023.

    Also, happy birthday @Doomguy666!

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    Muckyotter

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    In response to blip #125937

    Dripen_Arn said:
    @Muckyotter: if you have a problem with posts, contact either of the 2 main admins: notmenotyou or "rainbow dash"/users/18776 (although i do recommend staying calm and diplomatic when talking to them, nobody likes a hot head)

    but i think i can still answer why your 2 posts didn't get approved: the artist of the works your tried uploading basically asked us not to host their art here anymore: https://e621.net/post_events?search%5Bpost_id%5D=75186

    Yep thankfully it got resolved.

    Dripen Arn

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    In response to blip #125936

    @Muckyotter: if you have a problem with posts, contact either of the 2 main admins: notmenotyou or "rainbow dash"/users/18776 (although i do recommend staying calm and diplomatic when talking to them, nobody likes a hot head)

    but i think i can still answer why your 2 posts didn't get approved: the artist of the works your tried uploading basically asked us not to host their art here anymore: https://e621.net/post_events?search%5Bpost_id%5D=75186

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    user 1005864

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    In response to blip #125924

    W0LFB3AT5 said:
    Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks.

    Because online you have the time to think, irl you have to make a choice of words in less then a coupe of seconds.

    Irl convos are like a quick time event and online convos are a careful game of chess.

    Daleport996

    Member
    In response to blip #125927

    W0LFB3AT5 said:
    @Daleport996:
    @HOME-DEPOT:

    Heh! I can imagine when someone talks to you, you don’t know what to or HOW to respond professionally, so you just type it in your phone like you’re deaf, and after you’re done, you then show them your sentence through your phone like some autistic kid.

    🙂📱

    And they be like, “Oh, word?” 😆

    That genuinely sounds like a good idea to me. Like, just tell people to text me even when I'm right in front of them. And to only communicate in English, since even with a dictionary, I'm still more fluent in it than my native language.

    You know what, fuck it. My real life friends are boring anyway. I have more fun reading text on Discord that is written by someone a hemisphere away from me fifteen minutes after it was my turn to talk. (Until they want to meet up and become an IRL friend, anyway. Then, I'm back to square one.)

    W0LFB3AT5

    Member
    In response to blip #125926

    @Daleport996:
    @HOME-DEPOT:

    Heh! I can imagine when someone talks to you, you don’t know what to or HOW to respond professionally, so you just type it in your phone like you’re deaf, and after you’re done, you then show them your sentence through your phone like some autistic kid.

    🙂📱

    And they be like, “Oh, word?” 😆

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    HOME-DEPOT

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    In response to blip #125924

    W0LFB3AT5 said:
    Amazing how our brains work:

    Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.

    Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅

    That’s honestly the only reason i struggle talking irl, and even then barely. Being able to lay out your words in thoughts, all the time in the world to find the right words and be perfectly clear, and not stutter when i’m interrupted, etc etc.

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    Daleport996

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    In response to blip #125924

    W0LFB3AT5 said:
    Amazing how our brains work:

    Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.

    Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅

    I have thesaurus/dictionary.com open in another tab 80% of the time I write anything on the internet. Sometimes Wiktionary as well.

    Also, you'll never know how long it took me to write this blip. I don't actually know either, because I wasn't keeping track.

    W0LFB3AT5

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    Amazing how our brains work:

    Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.

    Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅

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    Dragonlord2328

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    Ordered a new controller a few days ago i get the notification its been delivered somewhere but nowhere near me i got a refund and ordered one with next day delivery so i get a better courier

    Dripen Arn

    Member

    mr. Self Destruct
    mr. Killmyself
    mr. What's-It-To-Ya

    are there any other misters i should know about?

    wickedFauna

    Member
    In response to blip #125920

    somethingedgey said:
    Which ones?

    I have jumbo, albert hein, boni and a aldi nearby

    There is a coop pretty far away from me, but it will be worth it i hope

    turns out I lied to you (sorry) the product finder I was using autocorrected my search to the U.S.
    However, I did find this, But I don't think it has the apple flavoring, so I would recomend adding half of one of this packets and half of whatever apple drink flavoring you can find

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    W0LFB3AT5

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    Yo…

    Some porno videos I’ve been watching that have one those furry or anime PMV/HMV’s have one of the hottest bangers! 🎶🎶🎶

    …

    Hmmm… I wonder… 😏💡

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    user 1583451

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    y'ever just look back at your old posts/writings and just feel an immense amount of cringe down to ya core? cause. my god (old is subjective)

    wickedFauna

    Member

    guys I just invented my new favourite drink! it's a milkshake.

    Recipe

    serving size: 1 drink

    Ingredients
    • 1 serving of milk or milk substitute of any kind
    • an appropiate amount of (vanilla) icecream for your container
    • 1 packet of spiced apple drink powder*

    *they sell this at costco

    You will also need
    • the container in which you will serve the drink: glass, cup, mug, flask, etc.
    • a blender or mixer of any kind
    Preparation

    Put the apple powder and the icecream into the container. Fill with milk leaving enough space for it to grow. If you're using a blender, pour the contents into the blender. Blend or mix, make sure air gets in so it can foam, as milkshakes shoud. Serve.

    I would like to try this with plain icecream so I can add the vanilla myself so the flavours can be more balanced, but I'm too lazy to make the it myself.
    I understand it isn't such a revolutionary idea, but I like that I made it myself.

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    Lafcadio

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    I wish we had more e621 post recommendation services, those services were pretty fun when they were actually usable.

    SNPtheCat

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    In response to blip #125905

    Lafcadio said:
    Using pseudonyms is pretty standard for English-speaking internet services, Google email and Youtube included. There are a handful of services like Linkedin and Facebook where they expect your profile to represent a real person, but this is the exception rather than the norm.

    There was Quora which had a strict real name policy, but it degenerated like most other things on the site

    Lafcadio

    Janitor
    In response to blip #125896

    I_love_Risim said:
    I'm back, I downloaded more non-Chinese software, I would like to ask, when registering an account (from Google email to Youtube) to enter a name, please ask if this name must be in real name. Or can you use a virtual name?（Attached Chinese, when the translator I used translated strange words附上中文，当我使用的翻译器翻译出了奇怪的话时）
    我回来了，我下载了更多的非中文软件，我想要询问一下，在注册账号（从Google邮箱到Youtube）时要求输入姓名，请问这个姓名是否必须需要用真名。还是说可以使用虚拟的名称

    Using pseudonyms is pretty standard for English-speaking internet services, Google email and Youtube included. There are a handful of services like Linkedin and Facebook where they expect your profile to represent a real person, but this is the exception rather than the norm.

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    Dragonlord2328

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    Had somenoodles for lunch went to the bathroom whilst the water in the kettle was heating up and came back to it turns out the water didnt heat at all was wondering why they tasted odd still edible though lol

    MrBlack

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    In response to blip #125897

    I_love_Risim said:
    Including for the choice of gender and age, no one on the Chinese Internet will answer this kind of thing, sorry
    包括对于性别和年龄的选择，中文互联网上没有人会解答这种东西，抱歉

    No, these prompts are never verified. You can put literally whatever you want on any of them. I frequently fill them in with 'No'.

    The only time these matter are for official things (like your bank).

    I love Risim

    Member
    In response to blip #125896

    I_love_Risim said:
    I'm back, I downloaded more non-Chinese software, I would like to ask, when registering an account (from Google email to Youtube) to enter a name, please ask if this name must be in real name. Or can you use a virtual name?（Attached Chinese, when the translator I used translated strange words附上中文，当我使用的翻译器翻译出了奇怪的话时）
    我回来了，我下载了更多的非中文软件，我想要询问一下，在注册账号（从Google邮箱到Youtube）时要求输入姓名，请问这个姓名是否必须需要用真名。还是说可以使用虚拟的名称

    Including for the choice of gender and age, no one on the Chinese Internet will answer this kind of thing, sorry
    包括对于性别和年龄的选择，中文互联网上没有人会解答这种东西，抱歉

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    I love Risim

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    I'm back, I downloaded more non-Chinese software, I would like to ask, when registering an account (from Google email to Youtube) to enter a name, please ask if this name must be in real name. Or can you use a virtual name?（Attached Chinese, when the translator I used translated strange words附上中文，当我使用的翻译器翻译出了奇怪的话时）
    我回来了，我下载了更多的非中文软件，我想要询问一下，在注册账号（从Google邮箱到Youtube）时要求输入姓名，请问这个姓名是否必须需要用真名。还是说可以使用虚拟的名称

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    Daleport996

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    Rare thing happened today. I saw two Ford Focuses. Ford Foci? Two vehicles of the Ford Focus variety. These are rare where I live.

    Edit: Image sources have little icons next to them! That's neat.

    Doomguy666

    Member
    In response to blip #125885

    @W0LFB3AT5: I suppose I could, I don't actually care though I just thought it was funny.
    Besides I'm the only person there that knows how to do my job and it's a hot mess if I'm not there, a hot mess I have to clean up when I get back.

    vubbyshark

    Member
    In response to blip #125882

    Dripen_Arn said:
    i know you've already taken my rando request; but you should totally try to follow this guide

    LMAO
    That sounds fun, I might try it
    I've only got 3 uploads left on my limit right now though and I wanna save it for full renders whenever I get around to it. I know people like my sketches too but it feels weird to be archiving my art but mostly not having anything "finished" to include.

    If I do make something based on this guide I'll let you know or blip it