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This is cool and all but there should be more, mostly WITH jubei, not because of like, loyalty and being married or whatever but because jubei is hot and nine is… a pretty cool character i guess

In response to blip #125977

"Conventional job" is a tricky phrase to pin down, but everyone has to start somewhere.

Since remote delivery is still in vogue, don't be afraid to start there. I did, and while the hours aren't necessarily guaranteed, it's experience, and sometimes people tip generously. Demonstrate a few basic and desirable traits like reliability or adaptability and you can get places.

In response to blip #125968

Daleport996 said:
Alright, who's the motherfucker who invented responsibilities? I'm gonna find them and punch them in the jugular.

I don't care if they're dead. I'm just gonna punch their jugular in hell.

it was me. I'm sorry. I didn't realize they would be so much....well, you know

In response to blip #125972

Dripen_Arn said:
@W0LFB3AT5: @somethingedgey:
i am grateful ever day that i haven't been called for jury duty yet

Random thing I read on the Reddit comments when some asked, “What can I do to avoid Jury Duty?”

Someone replied: “Just say you’re racist…”

Like, bruh… 😆

In response to blip #125970

somethingedgey said:
I can speak from experience, being a witness sucks

Long story short, some dude ran a cyclist over and i was just walking nearby

But both parties ask the exact same question like 3 times over, and when you say something that a party doesnt like, they question your credibility (even though YOU are the one thats not biased)

and even if you tell the whole truth you get NOTHING because (legally speaking) you cant receive money/ promises because that could count as bribery.

In short: dont be a witness. Its a waste of time and you only make enemies.

Not only that, but my doggos are very hyperactive towards strangers, if anything they try to grab attention by barking at them, being a witness is just knocking at my door.

In response to blip #125964

W0LFB3AT5 said: I quickly put my dogs in my car and hurried out as fast as I could. I didn’t want any part of being a witness.

I can speak from experience, being a witness sucks

Long story short, some dude ran a cyclist over and i was just walking nearby

But both parties ask the exact same question like 3 times over, and when you say something that a party doesnt like, they question your credibility (even though YOU are the one thats not biased)

and even if you tell the whole truth you get NOTHING because (legally speaking) you cant receive money/ promises because that could count as bribery.

In short: dont be a witness. Its a waste of time and you only make enemies.

Alright, who's the motherfucker who invented responsibilities? I'm gonna find them and punch them in the jugular.

I don't care if they're dead. I'm just gonna punch their jugular in hell.

Went to pick up my dogs from the groomers, spent a good 5 minutes in there to receive them, paid the cashier, went back outside…

And noticed somebody broke and entered someone’s car. Their trunk complete fucked, their back window shattered, and the man was howling in anger while his (friend/partner?) tried to call the police. I quickly put my dogs in my car and hurried out as fast as I could. I didn’t want any part of being a witness.

In response to blip #125959

sanestvaporeonfan said:
Bodily fluids that have not been featured in an e621 post (yet)(to my knowledge):
Spinal fluid
Inner ear fluid

Please

i'm sure there's some gore artist on this site that's gone to the trouble of adding such fluids to either their total head explosion commission and MK sub-zero style decapitation art trade respectivly. their hard work just hasn't gone noticed yet

When i say your jordans are completely fake, i don’t mean they’re fake, but that theres is not a sliver of legitimacy to them.

Bodily fluids that have been featured in an e621 post:
Piss
Cum
Sweat
Tears
(liquid) shit
Vomit
Pussy juice
Blood

Bodily fluids that have not been featured in an e621 post (yet)(to my knowledge):
Spinal fluid
Inner ear fluid

Please

I wanna fall asleep so hard. Like how Serj Tankian screams "WAKE UP" in Chop Suey, but with the opposite effect.

I found my diary! It was collecting dust under my tiny desk along with some boxes. Last entry was 4th of December 2023.

Also, happy birthday @Doomguy666!

In response to blip #125937

Dripen_Arn said:
@Muckyotter: if you have a problem with posts, contact either of the 2 main admins: notmenotyou or "rainbow dash"/users/18776 (although i do recommend staying calm and diplomatic when talking to them, nobody likes a hot head)

but i think i can still answer why your 2 posts didn't get approved: the artist of the works your tried uploading basically asked us not to host their art here anymore: https://e621.net/post_events?search%5Bpost_id%5D=75186

Yep thankfully it got resolved.

In response to blip #125936

@Muckyotter: if you have a problem with posts, contact either of the 2 main admins: notmenotyou or "rainbow dash"/users/18776 (although i do recommend staying calm and diplomatic when talking to them, nobody likes a hot head)

but i think i can still answer why your 2 posts didn't get approved: the artist of the works your tried uploading basically asked us not to host their art here anymore: https://e621.net/post_events?search%5Bpost_id%5D=75186

In response to blip #125924

W0LFB3AT5 said:
Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks.

Because online you have the time to think, irl you have to make a choice of words in less then a coupe of seconds.

Irl convos are like a quick time event and online convos are a careful game of chess.

In response to blip #125927

W0LFB3AT5 said:
@Daleport996:
@HOME-DEPOT:

Heh! I can imagine when someone talks to you, you don’t know what to or HOW to respond professionally, so you just type it in your phone like you’re deaf, and after you’re done, you then show them your sentence through your phone like some autistic kid.

🙂📱

And they be like, “Oh, word?” 😆

That genuinely sounds like a good idea to me. Like, just tell people to text me even when I'm right in front of them. And to only communicate in English, since even with a dictionary, I'm still more fluent in it than my native language.

You know what, fuck it. My real life friends are boring anyway. I have more fun reading text on Discord that is written by someone a hemisphere away from me fifteen minutes after it was my turn to talk. (Until they want to meet up and become an IRL friend, anyway. Then, I'm back to square one.)

In response to blip #125926

@Daleport996:
@HOME-DEPOT:

Heh! I can imagine when someone talks to you, you don’t know what to or HOW to respond professionally, so you just type it in your phone like you’re deaf, and after you’re done, you then show them your sentence through your phone like some autistic kid.

🙂📱

And they be like, “Oh, word?” 😆

In response to blip #125924

W0LFB3AT5 said:
Amazing how our brains work:

Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.

Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅

That’s honestly the only reason i struggle talking irl, and even then barely. Being able to lay out your words in thoughts, all the time in the world to find the right words and be perfectly clear, and not stutter when i’m interrupted, etc etc.

In response to blip #125924

W0LFB3AT5 said:
Amazing how our brains work:

Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.

Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅

I have thesaurus/dictionary.com open in another tab 80% of the time I write anything on the internet. Sometimes Wiktionary as well.

Also, you'll never know how long it took me to write this blip. I don't actually know either, because I wasn't keeping track.

Amazing how our brains work:

Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.

Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅

Ordered a new controller a few days ago i get the notification its been delivered somewhere but nowhere near me i got a refund and ordered one with next day delivery so i get a better courier

mr. Self Destruct
mr. Killmyself
mr. What's-It-To-Ya

are there any other misters i should know about?

In response to blip #125920

somethingedgey said:
Which ones?

I have jumbo, albert hein, boni and a aldi nearby

There is a coop pretty far away from me, but it will be worth it i hope

turns out I lied to you (sorry) the product finder I was using autocorrected my search to the U.S.
However, I did find this, But I don't think it has the apple flavoring, so I would recomend adding half of one of this packets and half of whatever apple drink flavoring you can find