You guys should have replaced the "TH" with a "D" for more chaos.
Edit: And "OU" with "EW" so "you" is "yew" now I'm remembering.

Now this is a good one

@Critical_Stiban: co𝗈𝗋s 𝗅ight would kill you in 1 second.

https://e621.net/posts/4341841? Reading these comments is amazing today

God I love April Fools. It's the best holiday. Better than Christmas, Halloween, Easter, Hanukkah, and any other holiday I didn't mention. |\>w</|

"There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed of eating his shoe, he woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream come true.”

Had to toss in my own little uwu poem.

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Citizens,

Why must we be subjected to this ignominious “UwU” on this day?

-37th U.S. Head of State.

The uwupocalypse is still here

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“‘Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”

Edgar Allan Poe

This mode really enhances the poem.

i am going to get high as fuck

Dripen_Arn said:
too late...

you are afflicted!

Nuuuuu QwQ

I’ve never seen the blips blow up like this ever since the UwU alteration temporarily switched up… Ha!

why my thang go up

IM A HAPPY FAPPY FURRY URU *NUZZRES UR BURGE FROM ACROSS THE MASON-DIXON LINE*

this blip is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters.

I lant to smoke reed lith Rendy lho ras latching me open Rikipeida on my Slitch rhen she ras on the lay home in the rhite lide-body van.

I cheated the system! My blip is gonna look strange after April fool's over.

Edit: Didn't mean to reply to whoever that was.

The update doesn't function with case.

E.g. "FINALLY"---the na-ification is matched insensitive, but outputs downcase.

In addition, they haven't pushed the update to match the device time. It's way ahead of 4/1 on my end.

I feel like I'm having a stroke

loiqe said:
among us

when imposter is sus

@ArtSkunk_EsmeBelles: 𝗇uh uh

BuizelLover said:
Did the staff at e621 make a script that makes everyone type the UwU way or did I miss a memo?

welcome to e621's April surprise XD i still remember the red dot fiasco

loiqe said:
among us

boo you need to be loud an proud! UwU

among us

Just want to test this now

I hope there will be a toggle to keep the uwu text on after April fools

OMG, every comment has been UwU-fyed, this is hilarious XD

Did the staff at e621 make a script that makes everyone type the UwU way or did I miss a memo?

I did n'ot 5ea1ize it is f001's day, but my contingent p1an has been in'itia1ized. I am a 5ebe1 n'ow.

loiqe said:
hell incarnate. hell on earth. the pain and suffering of millions of people. the world is rotting. a deserted land with holograms of fake people.

Cou1d n'ot ag5ee mo5e

hell incarnate. hell on earth. the pain and suffering of millions of people. the world is rotting. a deserted land with holograms of fake people.

Will the UwU text last for today and tomorrow?

You’d figured it’ll only last till April 1st. But now?

Bruh, I sound ridiculous!

😆

Finyawwy! I can wwite in UwU and Evwewyonye wiww think I'm nyowmaw
happy apwiw foows

It took hundreds of porn posts for me to realize what was happening with the accents in these text boxes! I literally thought this was a wave of mass hysteria! Lol!

somethingedgey said:
Where is my hotdog style e621 at :(

Fuck it. Self inflicted hotdog theme. Let’s fucking go!

I love how everyone on the site is having a mental breakdown over this. This rules.

Mairo said:
Reading my comments today makes it feel like people aren't taking me seriously and some kid is talking back to what I'm saying.

I can confirm. Had a mad chuckle at reading this. This is the best April fools joke. Better than the forced hotdog theme for the day.

My favorite thing to do wif UwU filters is to say something utterly disturbing, like.

LuceoX30 said:
Yeah, I'm getting antsy because my avatar's post is 2 weeks old and not getting any approval, even if it follows the rules, as far as I'm able to see.

you taking that message back up top today hit me as i was miki mo-mo on the path of a van

dwipen awn...

It was nine twenty-nine
Nine twenty-nine, back street, big city
The sun was going down
There was music all around, it felt so right
It was one of those nights
One of those nights when you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air
I should have been away
But I knew I had to stay

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wait, it's some kind of script doing the uwu speak? i thought it was just some inside joke a lot of people were in on

America

Where is my hotdog style e621 at :(

notjustfortheapi said:
So to those active on E621 today, avoid using 𝖫 and 𝖱 in posted comments if you do not want the "UwU" speech effect, 𝖮𝖱 just use some Unicode 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 I am

Oh fuck how wiII i avoid this pRRRRRRank

sanestvaporeonfan said:
This blip will stay the same after april fools is over

cinder whyyyyy

This blip will stay the same after april fools is over

God have mercy on your souls for reading these blips

Reading my comments today makes it feel like people aren't taking me seriously and some kid is talking back to what I'm saying.

Drato said:
Just got myself an Arturia Microfreak. It's freaking amazing.

Welcome to the club!

Okay, so I’m NOT trippin’. Everyone’s seeing there text getting altered too. Okay. Good.

You know? Thighs (and thigh-highs, by extension) aren't really all that great. I dunno why I used to go feral over them...

Dripen_Arn said:
you mean for approving a pending post?
generally it's best to bring it to light to a staff member if it's very close to autodeletion day, around 5 days at most i'd say, otherwise it's nothing to worry about.
it's very normal for a post to go weeks without being approved before getting the greenlight on something like day 20 given that the members with approval rights on this site is only a dozen or 2 strong and there are currently over 5,000 approved posts.

Yeah, I'm getting antsy because my avatar's post is 2 weeks old and not getting any approval, even if it follows the rules, as far as I'm able to see.

Oh my god i thought i was going fucking insane
10/10 april fools joke

So to those active on E621 today, avoid using 𝖫 and 𝖱 in posted comments if you do not want the "UwU" speech effect, 𝖮𝖱 just use some Unicode 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 I am

𝖤621 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝖾𝗆𝗉𝗈𝗋𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖠𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗅 𝖥𝗈𝗈𝗅𝗌' 𝖣𝖺𝗒, 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗅𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖤𝗇𝗀𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗁 𝖺𝗅𝗉𝗁𝖺𝖻𝖾𝗍 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝖿𝖿𝖾𝖼𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝖾𝗆𝗉𝗈𝗋𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾.

LMFAO! This is great. I didnt even know this was possible to do.

Everyone start writing all your comments like this so they stay this way after they turn off the April Fools gag.

ekatn said:
what's with the FUCKING SPEECH IMPEDIMENT LMFAOOOOOO

I think it might be an early april fools prank

@Critical_Stiban: uwu 😄

what's with the FUCKING SPEECH IMPEDIMENT LMFAOOOOOO

well whats the real reason for this

Doe, a deer, a female deer.
Ray, a drop of golden sun.
Me, a name I call myself.
Far, a long, long way to run.

LividPringles said:
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
Okay, so the site UwUifies everyone's text, it's Not everyone conspiring in the shadows

LividPringles said:
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
Okay, so the site UwUifies everyone's text, it's Not everyone conspiring in the shadows

The site has been hacked, everyone clear your harddrives ASAP
joking

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LividPringles said:
For a second i thought my computer was infected with a virus or some shit, cuz i was seeing it in every comment section and i don't know what the hell is going on lmao

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
Okay, so the site UwUifies everyone's text, it's Not everyone conspiring in the shadows

Dragonlord2328 said:
Uhh wtf is going on? Lol

For a second i thought my computer was infected with a virus or some shit, cuz i was seeing it in every comment section and i don't know what the hell is going on lmao

Itty bitty titty committee 🔛🔝

CoffeeCo said:
I thought ?fools=false will change back the text to the original but didn't work.

too late...

you are afflicted!

Dragonlord2328 said:
Uhh wtf is going on? Lol

Happy Early April Fools. We’re speaking in UWU!

ow0 wat's happenying to the bwips? Nyo... actuawwy evewy text is wike dis >ω< Wat a way to stawt midtewm week, wight evewynyan? Ow<

Uhh wtf is going on? Lol

Good lord, this new UwU filter is giving me a hernia trying to translate what's being said.

This reminds me of the Rain World mod! GAH!

SNPtheCat said:
Append ?foo𝗅s=t𝗋ue to the uww to manyuawwy enyabwe it aftew this event ends

I thought ?fools=false will change back the text to the original but didn't work.