@Naysayer1230: For fucks sake! Your profile info bar says and I quote
"SENDNUDES!"
I didn't mean it to go this far, but since it some how has...
I offer massages to everyone I meet.
Kinda how Hugs in the the fandom are a loose term for 'HI'.

@Si_288: Sooooo, ya sendin noods or not?
Nah, but for real I'll gladly hit you up not that massage, even without any "happy endings" i could really use some stress relief. Especially if it's free.