@Si_288: I mean, if you're offering...
Nothing I like better than meeting up with a random stranger I met online in a city I've never been to for a quick fuck. Yessiree do it all the time.

@Naysayer1230: For fucks sake! Your profile info bar says and I quote
"SENDNUDES!"
I didn't mean it to go this far, but since it some how has...
I offer massages to everyone I meet.
Kinda how Hugs in the the fandom are a loose term for 'HI'.