porcine penis
Resembling a penis similar to that of a pig or boar. It is a long thin penis that often has somewhat of a corkscrew look that is amusingly similar to a pig's curly tail.
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There once was a man called Screwy Nick
Who was blessed from birth with a corkscrew prick
He spent his life in a desperate hunt
To find a woman with a corkscrew cunt
But when he found her, he dropped down dead
Because her corkscrew cunt had left-hand thr...
Nobody here but us chickens!