Spike wasn't paid enough at his last job, this job maybe better in terms of more exciting, pays batter and the few ships that could work. Although, I'm a Sparity/harem shipper, with Rarity as top woman and the others below her.

It's something like this
1. Rarity
2. Fluttershy
3. Sweetie Belle
4. Applejack and Pinkie Pie
5. Rainbow Dash
6. Twilight Sparkle
7. Princess Cadance and princess Luna
8. Princess Celestia

I have two major curiosities for this comic. First and chief among them is the fate of Twilight Sparkle. Did she drown? Did she survive? Right now, all we know is she's MIA.
Second, what might have happened to the griffon lands? They are rather high up. Did they survive? Might we see Gilda at some point?

funnyman said:
Spike wasn't paid enough at his last job, this job maybe better in terms of more exciting, pays batter...

They pay you in batter!? Goddamn, sign me up!

HarryDevil said:
They pay you in batter!? Goddamn, sign me up!

...Think you mighta misread that, Harry...

HarryDevil said:
They pay you in batter!? Goddamn, sign me up!

It was suppose to be better, but are the health risks worth it? Really think about that. The crew get hunted down and they're not exactly doing things legally, well Rarity might considering she's still a fashionista in some regards.

The_Masked_Newfag said:
...Think you mighta misread that, Harry...

you can't really blame the guy for misreading it, I more or less made a typing error with that one word.

funnyman said:
It was suppose to be better, but are the health risks worth it? Really think about that. The crew get hunted down and they're not exactly doing things legally, well Rarity might considering she's still a fashionista in some regards.

you can't really blame the guy for misreading it, I more or less made a typing error with that one word.

Aww... And I was so looking forward to getting paid in batter.

HarryDevil said:
Aww... And I was so looking forward to getting paid in batter.

Oh, it wouldn't be as glamorous as you're believing it would be, bro. They're pretty much living from one batter payment to the next out there, constantly on the run. Overtime would just be frosting on the cake at that point. (Bada bing!)

Maybe so, but getting paid in dollars is just so much duller. I've always thought that if I could get get paid in batter, maybe, just maybe, it would inspire me to do something that would really take the cake.

HarryDevil said:
Maybe so, but getting paid in dollars is just so much duller. I've always thought that if I could get get paid in batter, maybe, just maybe, it would inspire me to do something that would really take the cake.

Yeah, I guess you're right. It kinda makes it all worth it when, after everything else, you still get to lick the mixing bowl at the end of the day.

The_Masked_Newfag said:
Yeah, I guess you're right. It kinda makes it all worth it when, after everything else, you still get to lick the mixing bowl at the end of the day.

But you wouldn't even get the chance to lick the bowl with Pinkie Pie around. It wouldn't matter where you go, how you get there or what you do to defend against someone like Pinkie Pie, she'll pop out of somewhere and lick the bowl clean before you get even a drop.

funnyman said:
But you wouldn't even get the chance to lick the bowl with Pinkie Pie around. It wouldn't matter where you go, how you get there or what you do to defend against someone like Pinkie Pie, she'll pop out of somewhere and lick the bowl clean before you get even a drop.

Oh, funnyman, you silly... I'd just grab her before she could swallow it and then tongue wrestle her til I got it out of her mouth. \:3

The_Masked_Newfag said:
Oh, funnyman, you silly... I'd just grab her before she could swallow it and then tongue wrestle her til I got it out of her mouth. \:3

This is Pinkie Pie we're talking about, do you really think you stand a chance against her? She's wrapped her tongue and mouth around a whole cake and swallowed it in one go, chances are your not getting anything sweet, maybe her version of a greeting when Spike tries to introduce himself and even then it be a short lived.

funnyman said:
This is Pinkie Pie we're talking about, do you really think you stand a chance against her? She's wrapped her tongue and mouth around a whole cake and swallowed it in one go, chances are your not getting anything sweet, maybe her version of a greeting when Spike tries to introduce himself and even then it be a short lived.

I stand more of a chance than you know. I'm a professional tongue wrestling champion. I've even got the tiny tongue-sized championship belt to prove it. /:)

The_Masked_Newfag said:
I stand more of a chance than you know. I'm a professional tongue wrestling champion. I've even got the tiny tongue-sized championship belt to prove it. /:)

https://e621.net/post/show/161079/cartoon-comic-earth_pony-equine-female-feral-frien you've been beaten, end of story.

funnyman said:
https://e621.net/post/show/161079/cartoon-comic-earth_pony-equine-female-feral-frien you've been beaten, end of story.

...I get the distinct impression that you WANT to see me lose to Pinkie. =_= In any case, I pulled off that stunt with a 4x4x4 cube in the last tongue wrestling championship.

Besides, flexibility alone does not make one's tongue superior.

Rainbow Dash knows what the term "social pariah" means? *Crosses arms and raises a suspicious brow.

Nice comic