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The 13th episode of Matatabi Movie Labo
From source:
いろんな物件探しましょうよ【マタタビムービーラボ】 • 01.28.2023
Translation:
Let's look for various properties (Matatabi Movie Labo) • 01.28.2023
I like the ninja house.
Creator: Karameru
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Person who helped me: Gurun
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Also, if anyone needs a translation
0:03 Excuse me. I have a reservation under Gurun.
0:06 Ah, I’ve been waiting. We have a bed-making service so make yourself comfortable.
0:12 Thank you.
0:17 I’m excited to see my room.
0:21 Text: “Your room”
0:24 They’re making a bed from scratch!
0:27 Boss! I caught a crane as you said.
0:30 Put it in the middle of the bed.
0:33 Completed!
0:34 Wouldn’t a paper crane do the job?
0:37 This is it! This is perfect bed-making! We’re going to use a paper crane for bed-making from now on!
0:43 However, the owner Karameru got arrested for the illegal capture of the crane.
(Text on top: Crane on Bed. Violation of the Wildlife Protection Act?
Text on bottom. Breaking. Hotel owner arrested)
0:47 So imitating A** Hotel doesn’t work.
(APA Hotel is a famous hotel chain which puts paper cranes on beds)
0:50 Hotel went bankrupt! (Hoteru tousan)
0:52 I’m an elephant! (Bokuwa zousan)
1:19 Ep. 13 Let’s look for houses
1:23 Real estate agency
1:28 The building I was living in used asbestos so all the residents were forced to move out and I have to find a new house.
1:37 Oh, a decent-looking real estate agency. I might give it a try.
1:42 Excuse me.
1:44 Oh no, you don’t have to apologize!
(Excuse me and sorry is the same word in Japanese)
1:45 I’m not apologizing.
1:47 Ah, please have a seat.
1:50 Thank you.
1:51 Pleased to see you.
1:54 So why do you want to work with us?
1:57 You think I’m here for a job interview? I’m looking for a new property.
2:00 Ah, among the new ones, I recommend Sakura, Kaoru and Nadeshiko.
2:08 This is that kind of place? Don’t call the new girls “new properties”. So this isn’t a real estate agency?
2:16 Ah, we do both real estate agency and hostess bar. Real estate agency until evening and hostess bar at night.
2:22 What is this? Something like a place where they have a cafe in the daytime and a bar at night?
2:25 Ah, it’s still daytime. Sorry. I’ll show you the properties for living in.
2:29 You think the girls are properties but not for living?
2:40 Dice
Red text: Matatabi talk
Blue text: 〇〇 talk
(This is a reference to a Japanese talk show in which the guest would roll a giant die and talk about the thing which the die says. 〇〇 talk means the guest can talk about anything. You might not notice but this show is referenced in a lot of animes.)
2:50 Death
3:11 So what kind of place do you want to live in?
3:14 Ah, near here, as new as possible. I would like it to be clean.
3:23 Ah, then I have lots of good ones. This is in its early 20s and this one has just turned 20.
3:30 You say it like the ages of hostesses. Well, it sounds young, but don’t you have newer ones?
3:39 Ah, younger than that would be teenagers so it would be problematic so…
3:47 You’re mixing this up with the hostess bar. We’re talking about properties. Please do it properly.
3:52 Ah, do you have other conditions?
3:55 I would like it to be Ekichika (near a train station).
4:01 Ah, then there’s a place that just became available. How about this?
4:05 Oh it’s Ekichika? Let me see.
4:06 This soba shop is getting closed down so this place is available.
4:10 It’s not near the station, it’s the station itself! Who buys a ticket to go home every day?
4:17 Um, but it’s the subway so I think it meets the condition.
4:21 “Ekichika” doesn’t mean station underground. It means near the station.
(Ekichika is the portmanteau of “Eki (station) no chikaku (near)” (near the station) and chika means underground so the cat thought it meant station underground)
4:25 That (meaning)!?
4:30 Then do you have other conditions?
4:31 So you don’t have Ekichika properties.
4:34 No.1 Matatabi movie labo is on the lead! Matatabi movie labo is way ahead of the others! No.3 Matatabi movie labo is coming close! Matatabi movie labo has lined up! No.1 and No.3 Matatabi movie labo is running side by side! No.5 Matatabi movie labo is coming close from the inside! Three of them has lined up! Which one is going to win? First place is Matatabi movie labo!
5:00 Text: Crouch starts with too good posture
5:21 Mommy! Mommy! Nooo! Matatabi movie labo!
5:27 Hey stop! Stop, cut it out!
5:31 No, liar! Matatabi
5:32 Stop! Cut it out or I will hit you!
5:38 Hit?
5:42 Alright I’m going to start the treatment so raise your hand if it hurts.
5:47 Ah, okay.
6:01 I made a song for you today. Please listen.
6:25 Ah, then at least I want to have a place where I can get a lot of sunlight.
6:29 Ah, I have a perfect property! Here.
6:34 Where is this? I’ve never seen this address before.
(The address on the paper says 90° north latitude, 0° longitude)
6:38 This is the North Pole.
6:39 North Pole?
6:40 North Pole is white night so you have sunlight all day.
6:44 Everything other than the sunlight is the worst. There’s nothing around.
6:48 Ah, if you want something around maybe the South Pole would be better? There are lots of penguins around.
6:53 Something around doesn’t mean anything would be fine. I was thinking of commercial facilities or something.
6:58 Well I have no choice. This is a special offer for you.
7:01 I’ll show you my trump card!
7:04 Oh, you have that?
7:06 It’s 5 minutes from the station. Great sunshine and is newly built.
7:09 Wow, that’s great. The floor plan is also great! It seems like you don’t have any other properties so I’m choosing this place.
7:19 Thank you! The view from the window is also amazing. You can see the ocean very well.
7:23 I can see the ocean? I’m so excited!
7:28 A few days later
7:33 I can see the ocean very well!
Building name: Maison seagull
7:41 Ending
7:49 See you again
7:55 Matatabi fortune telling
7:58 I’m going to tell your fortune. Click the video you think “this is it!” and see your fortune.
8:06 Which one will you pick? If you aren’t going to pick one, you can use this time to subscribe. This is ending soon! This is ending! This is ending! Don’t watch! Don’t watch till the end! *#(#’1)@09=;@‘% HURRY UP AND PICK ONE!!!!!
Green: Raccoon
Blue: Cat
Red: Axolotl
Purple: Penguin
(Note: to see the annotations, you need to watch the original video on YouTube)
The fortune-telling result videos will be uploaded when possible.
Edit: the fortune-telling results are now linked to the video and pooled together.
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