123easy said:
I don't get sick more than once or twice a year- with colds

The only time I've ever missed school because I was sick was when I got vertigo so bad it change the side of my body I prefer to sleep on.

I would rather take the yearly flu shot and be able to go to work or school, then be home sick a couple days because the school doesn't want me there when I'm sick -_-

Friends who beg you to purchase an MMO they've been hooked on and after you buy it they gripe about having to play a low level character with you.

Jack_Nova said:
Friends who beg you to purchase an MMO they've been hooked on and after you buy it they gripe about having to play a low level character with you.

Okay this drove me NUTS, listen to this:

In Payday 1 and 2 you have a team of 4 people, you heist banks and stuff I'm not going into detail.

By the time I really got into Payday 2 everyone there was level 50.

Meanwhile back on payday 1 I'm level 50, but on payday 2 I'm level fucking 1.

I go to play online because I know what I'm doing I've tested the game and I'm about level 4-12 at this point.

EVERY
SINGLE
MATCH

I entered, they kicked me out because I was too low a level to trust on the heist.

Fuck these people, honestly...

Now I'm level 50, with 300,000,000 in offshore and the perfect tree to take heist on my own, I don't even play online because of these fucking people. I hate that -_-

Cutedementia said:
Okay this drove me NUTS, listen to this:

In Payday 1 and 2 you have a team of 4 people, you heist banks and stuff I'm not going into detail.

By the time I really got into Payday 2 everyone there was level 50.

Meanwhile back on payday 1 I'm level 50, but on payday 2 I'm level fucking 1.

I go to play online because I know what I'm doing I've tested the game and I'm about level 4-12 at this point.

EVERY
SINGLE
MATCH

I entered, they kicked me out because I was too low a level to trust on the heist.

Fuck these people, honestly...

Now I'm level 50, with 300,000,000 in offshore and the perfect tree to take heist on my own, I don't even play online because of these fucking people. I hate that -_-

Wut

Cutedementia said:
The only time I've ever missed school because I was sick was when I got vertigo so bad it change the side of my body I prefer to sleep on.

I would rather take the yearly flu shot and be able to go to work or school, then be home sick a couple days because the school doesn't want me there when I'm sick -_-

Flu shot doesn't do anything against the common cold, though it does temporarily weaken your immune system which can lead to a more severe cold if you get it during that period of time. If you had a case of vertigo that bad, more than likely it was an inner-ear infection brought on by the cold virus. Look up 'Labyrinthitis' for more information on that.

Married people.

"YAY! We're going to love each other forever!

LET'S SPEND ALL OUR MONEY ON ONE DAY!"

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
Married people.

"YAY! We're going to love each other forever!

LET'S SPEND ALL OUR MONEY ON ONE DAY!"

Don't conflate people who believe in spending everything they have on a stupid ritual with married people.

Vegans and vegetarians who repeatedly announce they are vegan or vegetarian for the sole purpose of instigating an argument.

Cutedementia said:
Okay this drove me NUTS, listen to this:

/snip/

I feel you. I recently started playing World of Tanks after my buddy and brother-in-law insisted I give it a shot, and every time I unlocked a new tier they would immediately switch to vehicles in the tier just above me. Basically making me the low man on the totem pole every damn time.

Jack_Nova said:
I feel you. I recently started playing World of Tanks after my buddy and brother-in-law insisted I give it a shot, and every time I unlocked a new tier they would immediately switch to vehicles in the tier just above me. Basically making me the low man on the totem pole every damn time.

To be fair, they're probably really high tier, and want to get back to their higher tier tanks already. Playing the low tiers SUCKS hard- I can't really blame them in that case.

Oh yeah.

Dragons too. Apart from Skyrim ones.

I've seen enough irl gore to be desensitized, so that doesn't count...

There was one thing. A very large man (400 lbs at least), high as a kite, ran? waddled? through my apartment building's parking lot whilst shitting himself. It was disgusting.

Crystalinn said:
I've seen enough irl gore to be desensitized, so that doesn't count...

There was one thing. A very large man (400 lbs at least), high as a kite, ran? waddled? through my apartment building's parking lot whilst shitting himself. It was disgusting.

...is it bad that I imagined him waddling to the sound of Stewie Griffin's tuba?

Crystalinn said:
I've seen enough irl gore to be desensitized, so that doesn't count...

There was one thing. A very large man (400 lbs at least), high as a kite, ran? waddled? through my apartment building's parking lot whilst shitting himself. It was disgusting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0

People who think there is a purebread american

thatoneclarinetist said:
People who think there is a purebread american

Yeah, every American has a bit of pumpernickel or sourdough in them. No one is truly pure bread.

JoeX said:
Yeah, every American has a bit of pumpernickel or sourdough in them. No one is truly pure bread.

Personally i'm dominican from my moms side polish from my dads side :>

but my skin is super dark but my voice sounds like a hybrid of a southern accent and eastern euorpean but I hardly ever talk IRL i'm super shy... :I

thatoneclarinetist said:
Personally i'm dominican from my moms side polish from my dads side :>

We need to come up with a term for that. Dolish? Pominican? I'm not sure.

JoeX said:
We need to come up with a term for that. Dolish? Pominican? I'm not sure.

Ha I speak mainly spanish a little polish but LOL for english since people are lazy I was raised around these languages so I picked them up though my polish is VERY rusty but my spanish is very good

thatoneclarinetist said:
Ha I speak mainly spanish a little polish but LOL for english since people are lazy I was raised around these languages so I picked them up though my polish is VERY rusty but my spanish is very good

Dzien dobry.

123easy said:
Dzien dobry.

Jestem na Pacyfiku czasie jego 23:20...

Here's something that makes me scream, I think I did actually say it out loud once but idk.

People who show up to class high. Considering the amount of 15-28 year old's doing drugs like weed or something similar, one of you is about to disagree with me. But seriously, if you really need to be high so bad that you need it during school... All my hope for you is lost. -_-

thatoneclarinetist said:
Jestem na Pacyfiku czasie jego 23:20...

Sorry, it was past midnight for me, so thus "morning". Heh.

Cutedementia said:
Here's something that makes me scream, I think I did actually say it out loud once but idk.

People who show up to class high. Considering the amount of 15-28 year old's doing drugs like weed or something similar, one of you is about to disagree with me. But seriously, if you really need to be high so bad that you need it during school... All my hope for you is lost. -_-

Piggy-backing off of your comment, I can't stand teens and young adults that repeatedly remind others that they are or plan to be very stoned. I get that people want to validate themselves through whatever's currently in fashion, but I don't see why young people want to make that one facet of their life the defining detail others see in them.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to totally go get my laundry done. Bro.

Jack_Nova said:
Piggy-backing off of your comment, I can't stand teens and young adults that repeatedly remind others that they are or plan to be very stoned. I get that people want to validate themselves through whatever's currently in fashion, but I don't see why young people want to make that one facet of their life the defining detail others see in them.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to totally go get my laundry done. Bro.

To add to this: People that make plans, then go get high- Bad enough when they get high beforehand and forget... Far worse when they brush it off while not high, to go get high.

123easy said:
Sorry, it was past midnight for me, so thus "morning". Heh.

Heh...

thatoneclarinetist said:
People who think there is a purebread american

r u kidding

123easy said:
To add to this: People that make plans, then go get high- Bad enough when they get high beforehand and forget... Far worse when they brush it off while not high, to go get high.

I have a friend who starts drinking too early and always falls asleep halfway through whatever we're doing.

SirAntagonist said:
r u kidding

I was meaning people who think caucasian = pure american

When I find someone who like Pokemon (IRL) I then show them the game I play and they're like:

"Lol I only play gen 1, the new Pokemon suck!"

And it's usually someone who I kinda like... ;~;

Site related:

seeing any kind of male body part getting cut off, smashed, injected with sharp objects and other things....I cannot fathom how uncomfortable I am for the next 20 minutes...

Seeing someone who types like this:

"H3y, Th1$ P1€tur3 1s r3@ply k001."

That's just the Grammar Unicorn inside of me though. D_D

That's about the only things I can think of.

Pokemon started getting big in the States back when I was in, eh, 7th grade? Looking back, I think I may have missed out on some gaming on par with Half Life. :P

The shapeless and slovenly. It takes so little to get fit and strong, only patience.

I guess general apathy makes me scream internally.

People who type in a Homestuck quirk.

It's annoying as shit.

Peekaboo said:
You're welcome.

When your in a situation! need some castration! whoose the horse you look to? its Peekaboo! Lalalalalaaaa!!!

Peekaboo said:
You're welcome.

I've seen much worse than what you post.

Trust me.

Still mentally scarred to this day...

Would you like to hear my story? :C

OpenSSL bug found, and a big one. http://heartbleed.com/

After re-reading thread and returning to original topic:
... Offtopics

Tangent said:
The shapeless and slovenly. It takes so little to get fit and strong, only patience.

I guess general apathy makes me scream internally.

Patience and a very large deal of effort. Effort that feels meaningless for a lot of people because they have to put in a lot more than others who do a little exercise and remain fit. It's not as cut and dry as just being apathetic equals fat people.

Totally agree with you on the slovenly part though.

123easy said:
Totally agree with you on the slovenly part though.

I know a very hefty fellow who is rather slow and cumbersome. I also know a fellow of similar, if not greater heft, who rides a bike with vigour, has piston-limbs, and enjoys a relaxed, unencumbered carriage.

I'm not trying to say thin = fit and vice-versa. Yes, a large person will likely continue to be large even if he or she works out daily, but fat tissue can still be turned into muscle tissue, and the ability to be active and the willpower to eat half-decently are hallmarks of fitness at any size.

I do realize I would catch at least some flak over this, and I apologize for my glibness.

For some reason, gory art doesn't usually bother me. I think it's because when I first found furry art, some of the first I found was gory, so I was like "wow, cool".

Oddly, anything by crystal-for-ever will make me sick far more easily than even the bloodiest gore art. There is something about their style that literally makes me sick to my stomach.

Tangent said:
I know a very hefty fellow who is rather slow and cumbersome. I also know a fellow of similar, if not greater heft, who rides a bike with vigour, has piston-limbs, and enjoys a relaxed, unencumbered carriage.

I'm not trying to say thin = fit and vice-versa. Yes, a large person will likely continue to be large even if he or she works out daily, but fat tissue can still be turned into muscle tissue, and the ability to be active and the willpower to eat half-decently are hallmarks of fitness at any size.

I do realize I would catch at least some flak over this, and I apologize for my glibness.

Trust me, you could have put it worse than you did. This said, that's actually what I'm talking about- Some people will, regardless of exercise and diet, gather fat. I've gone from hour long walks to two hour swimming sessions to 5 minute high-intensity reps. I have muscle beneath all this flab- but there's still plenty of flab. I cook my own meals and I make sure there's a balance of carbs, protein, and vegetables (and fruit when available). I compare volumes of food to caloric intake and vitamin charts to ensure I'm getting the nutrition I need while also cutting back on overall calories to slightly under my daily requirement- Nothing. Yet my brother in law sits around the house all day watching TV and eating whatever greasy mess his wife cooks up, and he's as thin as a rail.

Life just isn't fair sometimes.

My Grandmother has the exact same problem. Now she just exercises to keep her muscles and to feel more awake.

Ontopic: Whenever a computer problem pops up. I'm looking at you, external hard drive.

The newest Win 8.1 update, been fighting most of the afternoon to get it installed.

What the actual fuck, Rockstar? Okay, so they deleted a fuckton of missions from GTA Online. Know how many missions are left? Nine. NINE FUCKING MISSIONS. Coveted, one of the highest-paying missions in GTA Online is now only playable if you created a playlist with it. If you didn't, then you're out of luck. Oh, also, fix the freezing issue, you limpdick fucks. Jesus Christ, they update GTA and remove missions, but they can't fix a freezing glitch?!

123easy said:
Life just isn't fair sometimes.

:(

I'm sure it goes the other way. Mesomorphism is totally a thing, I agree with you there, but one can also be skinny and out of shape moreso than large and in shape. I would give my pathetic former self as evidence.

I think one only needs to work out to feel better about oneself.

Tangent said:
:(

I'm sure it goes the other way. Mesomorphism is totally a thing, I agree with you there, but one can also be skinny and out of shape moreso than large and in shape. I would give my pathetic former self as evidence.

I think one only needs to work out to feel better about oneself.

True enough, though it's hard for some people to make that change in their lives. I sat on my ass for most of my teenage life and gathered padding, only to realize that I couldn't even run a mile straight any more. Took me a while after that to finally get the gonads to buy a treadmill, find an outdoor sport (geocaching!) that I'd enjoy and get moving. Down to 230lbs and slowly dropping.

Back on topic (we say that a lot here, huh):

People who have a better relationship with their cell phone than, well, people.

Jack_Nova said:
People who have a better relationship with their cell phone than, well, people.

This is me, accept with people on the internet instead of a phone. :c

Sad I know.

But it was never like this up until I had started getting acne, like extremely bad acne, the kind of acne sone TV shows will over exaggerate about.....

I still have acne, just not as bad, and honestly it doesn't even bother me anymore when I realized nobody really cared what I looked like in the 1st place.

But I guess being an anti-social freak is fine...I mean I have many friends...like Me, Myself and I. Sometimes we go out once in awhile.

Jack_Nova said:
People who have a better relationship with their cell phone than, well, people.

Fucking bitch is always "dropping" My calls. We broke up a couple days ago... Never date a phone man.

Nothing makes me scream internally anymore.

E621 has numbed me in preparation for every horror imaginable.

Nothing makes me scream internally.

AmericanExistence said:
Nothing makes me scream internally anymore.

E621 has numbed me in preparation for every horror imaginable.

Nothing makes me scream internally.

Even an adult honey boo boo?

Snow in April, like right now. Damnit, just die already, Old Man Winter!

edidaf said:
Snow in April, like right now. Damnit, just die already, Old Man Winter!

LP South-eastern Michigander here, I thought winter was never gonna end. Spring so far has been pretty awesome.

thatoneclarinetist said:
yeah she surfs the site with her "ban everyone but me attitude" acts like this when surfing the site and I'm convinced because of her kissing up to others she gets special treatment so I will step off my soapbox now sorry

i'm going to have to back him on this one

Socks with sandals and my job even though I still love it

I was going to say traffic to but that's more of an external screaming

Escalators. Fell down one when I was super young (like 5 or 6), but only when they're going up. Also, HOMESTUCK

SirAntagonist said:
People who type in a Homestuck quirk.

It's annoying as shit.

Shit like that makes me want to scream externally (and I usually do). I think I just dislike Homestuck in general.

When people parade around their significant others! I don't mean stating that you are, in fact, in a relationship, but when someone talks about how much better their partner is than them or, from personal experience, when someone sets their Skype icon as their boyfriend's selfie and repeatedly mentioning how much "hashtag cuter" they are than him.

OR WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEEZE like literally JUST about to sneeze and it just goes away without warning and you're like HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TheHuskyK9 said:
Do you want to drive around in this or this or this?

EDIT: Do you drive at all?

Does it really matter, as long as car has an engine and four wheels, who cares?

LCPD said:
Does it really matter, as long as car has an engine and four wheels, who cares?

I posted that 100 years ago dude

JoeX said:

So, I just watched a story about a guy whose penis was fractured. He and his wife were having sex, she was on top, she came down and broke his penis. There was blood.

The same thing happened to one of my friends. It took him months to heal completely. I shiver whenever I think about it, sheesh.

JoeX said:
penis was fractured.

Already make horror and terror worse than seeing a ghost or anything that had happen in my life :0

Azarion said:
JoeX said:

The same thing happened to one of my friends. It took him months to heal completely. I shiver whenever I think about it, sheesh.

more HORROR to ears or eyes or whaterver

Furry logic. That's what makes me scream internally. I've long since gone "horse" from screaming.

TV!, Things like court show's/reality show's these things make my heart screaming.

Aeromorphs

Princess_Celestia said:
Furry logic. That's what makes me scream internally. I've long since gone "horse" from screaming.

[ Scrutiny ]

Actinium-89 said:
[ Scrutiny ]

You stink-eyein' me son, I'll get the wasp spray. swear on me mum.

What makes me scream internally?

Single parenting statistics.

Princess_Celestia said:
I've long since gone "horse" from screaming.

>:I

Everything about humans being assholes.Hating someone for not doing something the same way be it from cutting grass to people you love. I don't care just let people be them.

Al Sharpton