Topic: Weird and/or Absurd Fetishes :/

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I like urethral stuff a lot, but I wouldn't really be able to explain why.

Also vore in most forms is quite fun, as long as there is no permanent death and/or gore/abuse involved.

Oh yeah, I also absolutely adore detachable body parts. Again, I don't exactly know why, but I do.

highlyanxiousonion said:
I like urethral stuff a lot, but I wouldn't really be able to explain why.

Also vore in most forms is quite fun, as long as there is no permanent death and/or gore/abuse involved.

Oh yeah, I also absolutely adore detachable body parts. Again, I don't exactly know why, but I do.

Ooooh, urethral stuff... You and I could be very good friends :3

Mechanophilia is one of the weirdest in my opinion, I don't understand how people can be sexually attracted to a car or a plane.

Scat, vore, incest, step-incest, watersport, gore, Donald Trump x Joe Biden.

I'd still say a drowning fetish is a weird one. This coming from a guy WITH said fetish.

To say we all have fetishists. Like I prefer anatomically correct, paws, chubby, maw, and a bit more.

We have to respect others kinks and don't ask questions and just think to yourself about what they have drawn.

Emeto

I had no idea of it for the longest time, but I admit to immediately finding it could be rather cute. It often involves a sort of "blush" of a different shade, and I think that helps.

Another I don't mind, and is mostly innocuous (maybe tame would be a better word, as far as fiction goes), would be omo.

ezlo said:
I'd still say a drowning fetish is a weird one. This coming from a guy WITH said fetish.

I would consider myself somewhat avant garde when it comes to fetishes, but I had not considered that. That seems interesting lol

the_paw_enjoyer said:

We have to respect others kinks and don't ask questions and just think to yourself about what they have drawn.

We are not here to judge and criticize people's fetishes, but just to understand their meaning.

Fetishes always have a hidden meaning, and I like to understand why people can have this kind of fetishism.

wild_cats said:
Fetishes always have a hidden meaning, and I like to understand why people can have this kind of fetishism.

It will be mostly unrealistic. Furry doesn’t exists. Anthro doesn’t exists. Pokemons doesn’t exists. Nothing exists what we like here. You don’t want to kill someone by drowning or asphyxiation on reality. That may mean that you are not happy enough with limitations of reality and want to do some crazy unusual things, but without affecting reality.

wild_cats said:
We are not here to judge and criticize people's fetishes, but just to understand their meaning.

Fetishes always have a hidden meaning, and I like to understand why people can have this kind of fetishism.

I call bullshit on them ALWAYS having a hidden meaning. Some might, some not.
Some you can develop a taste for, and you might get bored of the other.

man I just like thick ass but something I cannot grasp is head inflation W H Y ?

Corruption, Transformation, and Parasite are my holy tag trinity. Mind Control is alright but it's always better if the subject is more aware IMHO. I don't understand scat and diaper play much.

I don't really get a post-mortum ejaculation or piss fetish, just seems really weird to me.

Pregnancy is weird. I always figured it was a very, very unwanted nasty side-effect for anyone who didn't actively want kids. I also feel like I never used to see it and now it's everywhere.

Out of the examples in the public sex genre, I find the "having sex on trains" in particular be interesting/weird. It's very popular despite being something that wouldn't occur at all in real life. Is it because of sexual harassment on trains? But that's not really the same thing as public sex though. So why is it such a popular genre?

regsmutt said:
Pregnancy is weird. I always figured it was a very, very unwanted nasty side-effect for anyone who didn't actively want kids. I also feel like I never used to see it and now it's everywhere.

Actually pregnant... whatever is attractive to me. In real life or yiff, I love a good preggo. But ish may be missing the point.

Something about waddling heads like Jigglypuff, Starlow, and the Boos are very alluring to me, and I really don't know why.

afanofskulldogs said:
I suppose the strangest I’m really into is latex (I’m allergic).

wait, if I may ask, is the fact that you're allergic part of the fetish? or just...an unfortunate fact of life

bladeedge said:
Hmm..would bimbofication be considered weird or obscure?

Not really. This whole thread reminds me of this 4chan video of a guy with a tile fetish

year_of_the_chux said:
wait, if I may ask, is the fact that you're allergic part of the fetish? or just...an unfortunate fact of life

Just an unfortunate fact, that’s why I think it’s weird even though I would argue latex is a bit more tame. Maybe I like it because it’s forbidden?

regsmutt said:
Pregnancy is weird. I always figured it was a very, very unwanted nasty side-effect for anyone who didn't actively want kids. I also feel like I never used to see it and now it's everywhere.

I like the idea of someone getting pregnant who wasn't trying to have a baby and keeping the child, forcing their entire life to change. The parent part isn't sexual to me. I just like the story possibilities there, I think.

Bonus points if it's a man getting pregnant. I guess mpreg is considered super weird by a lot of people.

brambler said:
In my search to find art, I've found fetishes about tornadoes, being sucked out to space and being sucked into giant futa penises. I can't judge. I got mine from the Mouse and the Motorcycle's vacuum scene and somehow got into vore from that.

Holy shit Mouse and the Motorcycle reference in the year of our lord 2025!?!?!? heck yea

bladeedge said:
Hmm..would bimbofication be considered weird or obscure?

yeah. Probably on the less weird side of weird, but still. It's not only transformation(which I think is firmly in the field of "weird") but some aspects of bimbos are....niche. Like the obviously fake, way too big implants/lip filler.

Don't know is it that weird but for some reason I absolutely love undergarments. Lacey ones activate my neurons on unimaginably level. Other one which I'm not sure why is leg wrap creampies (idk what to call it rly).

I think my weirdest fetish by far has to be cock transformation. The total loss of agency and being forced to live only for pleasure is super hot to me.
Unfortunately a lot of the art can fall into that uncanny valley where it's not arousing in the slightest even with the fetish

I might as well have a PhD in wierd and absurd fetishes, lmao. Find the wacky stuff way Hotter than vanilla sex. I like all the, for lack of a better word, "Deviantart type" kinks (inflation, vore, transformation, etc.) But if I have to pick a winner for weirdest out of my rap-sheet, it'd be...

Cracks in dry dirt

Yeah... just, cracks, in dry dirt. There's something so pleasing about the patterns and the texture~ no clue what it is, though

daddyyddad said:
I might as well have a PhD in wierd and absurd fetishes, lmao. Find the wacky stuff way Hotter than vanilla sex. I like all the, for lack of a better word, "Deviantart type" kinks (inflation, vore, transformation, etc.) But if I have to pick a winner for weirdest out of my rap-sheet, it'd be...

Cracks in dry dirt

Yeah... just, cracks, in dry dirt. There's something so pleasing about the patterns and the texture~ no clue what it is, though

Any examples you particularly like? Any that you don't? Are there features that are required?

regsmutt said:
Any examples you particularly like? Any that you don't? Are there features that are required?

I'm acutally new to posting to the forums here, so I'm not really sure of the rules on posting links/images, but even if it was I'm not sure how much of a help it would be. Do you know how difficult it is to find good, close-up photos of cracked dirt? In my experience it's surprisingly difficult! Because of that, this is a fascination that I have, unfortunately, not been very able to explore in much depth. I'll look and see if I find any good examples, though.

daddyyddad said:
I'm acutally new to posting to the forums here, so I'm not really sure of the rules on posting links/images, but even if it was I'm not sure how much of a help it would be. Do you know how difficult it is to find good, close-up photos of cracked dirt? In my experience it's surprisingly difficult! Because of that, this is a fascination that I have, unfortunately, not been very able to explore in much depth. I'll look and see if I find any good examples, though.

My characters stripes are suppose to be cracks, though it is incredibly hard to get that to come across as cracks so I usually just settle with whatever the artist can do.

I don't know why but possession and asset theft has always been the thing I loved. Not entirely sure why but that one has been a stand out for me and yet it doesn't seem to get as much love as I would have thought. In my eyes it's about using the other person for their assets and respecting their body for what it is. But most of the time I just see TF, which is weird because in the end nothing changes from the original character, the other person just turns into them which I don't really get the attraction to. Though I do like cock TF most of the time so maybe I'm just being picky.

regsmutt said:
Any examples you particularly like? Any that you don't? Are there features that are required?

Okay, I found a bunch of good mudcrack pics and compiled them on Imgur. I put some descriptions explaining what I like.

I hope posting this link is okay.
https://imgur.com/a/IjFg5T8

I may be the only person on Earth eith this fetish, lol.

If I had to summarize what type of dry dirt I like, it's this:
Thick, wide, and deep cracks in dirt that has dried to have a smooth surface and slightly rock-like texture. But what makes me go wild is when you can see grass or other plant life growing out of of the cracks, or at least the cracked dirt.

daddyyddad said:
Okay, I found a bunch of good mudcrack pics and compiled them on Imgur. I put some descriptions explaining what I like.

I hope posting this link is okay.
https://imgur.com/a/IjFg5T8

I may be the only person on Earth eith this fetish, lol.

If I had to summarize what type of dry dirt I like, it's this:
Thick, wide, and deep cracks in dirt that has dried to have a smooth surface and slightly rock-like texture. But what makes me go wild is when you can see grass or other plant life growing out of of the cracks, or at least the cracked dirt.

Thanks for sharing! Unironically it's cool to see just how much diversity there is in sexuality.

regsmutt said:
Thanks for sharing! Unironically it's cool to see just how much diversity there is in sexuality.

You're welcome lol. I know this community's pretty accepting and all that, but I wasn't expecting someone to think my fetish was cool. I agree, though, finding out what turns people on is fascinating.

Also, thanks for getting me to talk about it more! This is a kink I wish I could explore more, but like I said, doing is pretty difficult so being able to express my intrest is such a relief lol. I want to talk about it more, but I don't know where else I'd get the opportunity...

There are certainly weird ones out there, and I've collected a few of them myself. Whether it be dicknipples (which originally I only drew because of the meme), or the more obscure "trypophobia" fetish situation I have going on, there's always something for everyone! Obviously I have other weird ones too, but I've noticed those ones tend to stand out the most compared to the others.

The weirdest I can think of rn is when one character impersonates another by perfectly imitating their voice.

samjtkcat said:
I'm glad my autist brain decided to go with relatively mild fetishes instead of any what could be called "comically deranged ones" by society. (like any of the usual suspects: Inflation, scat, diapers, vore, etc)

I'm one of those autists who likes girls fat and/or inflated and am starting to fall into the vore hole. I'm for the three Bs, also the thighs, tails, and sometimes arms, but to an extent: I don't like immobile gigafats that look like a pile of slurry poured by an industrial machine, nor something super slobby or spherical (contrary to the whole "HNNNG ROUNDER" meme). Other parts I don't really get:

  • Head inflation. Air Head commercials didn't get me tingly as a kid, and they don't now. Things like short stack and chibi where the head is naturally a bit bigger or its just the artist's style I can over look, but finding a swollen or shrunken head is only a source of humor or horror for me.
  • Lip expansion. I'm fine with thick lips like Amethyst's or Jessica Rabbit's, but something too bimbo-y makes me think of botox and child beauty pageant culture. I love art from SunsleptOS and they occasionally draw lip expansion, but it's even rarer for me to see the vision.
  • Knee inflation. *tag count 0* I've only heard of this from those who have fished it from the depths of DeviantArt. The only way a knee appeals to me if (1. it's mechanical because robotics are awesome, (2. its that little low-fat dimple on a fatty's leg so more an absence of fat, (3. spiral.
  • Snuff. I'm a bit accepting if there's some resurrection/regeneration stuff and consent I guess, but otherwise? That shit's just sad when there's a finality to it. I guess maybe it more that I don't like a mix of tragedy and sex.
  • Tile floors. I like architecture, but not that way.

There's other fetishes I do have and am weird for.

  • A scenario that came to me a few days ago: a psychic or magic user uses telekinesis or magic to lift and jiggle one of her boobs for her partner. She could grab her boob and jiggle it by hand, but she doesn't. She just wiggles her finger/waves her wand while smirking like its the coolest shit she's ever done. It is, in fact, the dorkiest.
  • Teeth. I wanna see a dom pull back a little goblin's cheek and look at her sharp little chompers. I want to see a bunny girl talk with a lisp, have her buckteeth grabbed like a ticket stub, and be told how big they are. I want to see art of a fantasy I had since I was a teenager, but have never found any art of and have never told a soul: a ditzy dentist who's trying to work in her patients' mouth, but her big tits or pudgy tummy are in the way and starting to smother the lucky bastard.
  • Ear cleaning, ear wax, ear fucking... hell, scrolling e6 got me into the latter of those so long as its isn't gory or causing brain damage. I'm one of those guys who uses Q-Tips even though 9 out of 10 doctors say you shouldn't. Again, goblins and bunnies.
  • Use of the bathroom, but not visible feces or diapers. I'm into rumbling stomachs and the relief from using the bathroom, so long as the shit's confined to the toilet. I want those discretion shots on my desk, Parker!
  • Glowstick eating. Yeah, that's a niche. Some Lapidot artist I can't remember the name of kinda got me into the visuals of eating luminol (it's not toxic, but I still wouldn't IRL). It's definitely because of the lighting they pull off to illustrate the glow and that the focus on biting glowsticks goes with my teeth fetish.

daddyyddad said:
Okay, I found a bunch of good mudcrack pics and compiled them on Imgur. I put some descriptions explaining what I like.

I hope posting this link is okay.
https://imgur.com/a/IjFg5T8

I may be the only person on Earth eith this fetish, lol.

If I had to summarize what type of dry dirt I like, it's this:
Thick, wide, and deep cracks in dirt that has dried to have a smooth surface and slightly rock-like texture. But what makes me go wild is when you can see grass or other plant life growing out of of the cracks, or at least the cracked dirt.

While I'm not sexually aroused, I do appreciate it from a "nature is fucking beautiful" point of view. It's like an elephant's skin.

My driveway is concrete but the road is dirt, and the rain makes a giant puddle where it meets. After it dries, it becomes all cracked just like that (mostly like pics 2 & 5) and you can pick them up like little dusty tiles if you're gentle. Textured like an orange peel on top, stucco on the bottom, gingerbread-like sediment layers between, and sometimes concaves as it dries.

uwuthewolf said:
I think sleep_sex is quite a good one, pretty underrated if i had to say so

Sleep_sex is so good~ It’s kind of exciting to wake up the next day, feeling the tingles from unknown sex