Test all unfamiliar bodily functions, acquire generous amounts of pornographic photographic evidence, despair attempting to remove more than 75% of the hairs shed onto that fancy blanket in the process of step 1 & 2.

Munch Doritos and other food and snacks I could get my claws on.

nekoisopods said:
Munch Doritos and other food and snacks I could get my claws on.

Careful with the tea!
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I dunno, do a kickflip probably

Stare and smile at you in my hoodie

Find a cute guy and try for a shiny

it
for you
(if you let me)

year_of_the_chux said:
it
for you
(if you let me)

Didn't you do it for me??

>Become big gay dragon
>Make onlyfans
>Record porn of being big gay dragon
>Get absurd amounts of money from OF
>????
>Live life in luxury

This'll be interesting.
I'm in a mood that sees me switching avatars often, so for refrence, my avatar at the time of writing is ID 5014970

Being a sexy balloon demon seems like a good time. I'd probably feel up my latex body before popping someone like in the pic.

Welp, Looks like I have a planet to ruthlessly conquer and segregate...

My homework.

I would be bewildered and anxious at first. However, I would test out some new body functions (e.g. tail, heightened senses, etc.).

Find some scientist that can analyze what's going on in hopes of someone discovering how to replicate the effect
For scientific reasons, obviously.

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You know, I'd be quite ok with being a cute little vulpix.
Perhaps not so much the woman part, but you can't have everything.

First thing I'd do is finish that candy apple(?) then hunt for more

Naturally the obvious and normal routine most of us would, enjoy the benefits, the changes, etc. Though speaking honestly, first thing? Probably break down into tears and become HIGHLY emotional at a sudden dream come true.

I'd go full puppy mode >w<

Probably get arrested :/

find me a Shadow or a Cream

Probably eat a banana.

Whether or not I'm being euphemistic is up to you ; )

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Sell some lamp oil, rope, or bombs.