Topic: Whats the weirdest thing you jerked off to

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Wolfboy1206 said:
It's weird how ashamed you feel after watching real human porn, but how awesome you feel after watching furry porn... We're all broken XD

Furry porn is oddly cathartic. I guess it is a form of escapism. I find it relaxing.

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Vaginal sex in the missionary position between a married couple for the purpose of reproduction.

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asdfzxc said:
Vaginal sex in the missionary position between a married couple for the purpose of reproduction.

I am so sorry you had to witness that.

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probably necrophilia, nipple and ear penetration, or bestiality art

this is all probably a lot tamer stuff than some of you get off to on a daily basis

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Rainbow_Dash said:
I didn't do anything sexual, but I just stared at this for like 16 hours

Rainbow_Dash said:
I didn't do anything sexual, but I just stared at this for like 16 hours

Not bad...

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Akkira said:
I... I can't even say it on here. I am sorry.

Aww come on... Can't be that bad.

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Wolfboy1206 said:
Aww come on... Can't be that bad.

I'll delete this in a few days so don't quote me please.
It's not really masturbation, but it was a sexual fantasy I guess.
I had a sexual night time dream involving my father. It gets worse: Besides that I never had any other sexual dreams I can remember besides that one. Even now it makes me sick to think about it.
And I have to tell you I greatly enjoy m/m incest across the tree of heritage, but thinking about my father that way makes me so very sick.

My only other sexual/romantic dream was holding hands with an all star target of my romantic fantasies. I haven't given up on him yet.
We were lying in a white bed, everything was calm and very bright. I'd like to go back there.

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Most of the things from Corruption of Champions, but that sounds kinda tame compared to what you guys are talking about.

Still, I still firmly believe that nipple penetration is fucking hot!

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Akkira said:
I'll delete this in a few days so don't quote me please.
It's not really masturbation, but it was a sexual fantasy I guess.
I had a sexual night time dream involving my father. It gets worse: Besides that I never had any other sexual dreams I can remember besides that one. Even now it makes me sick to think about it.
And I have to tell you I greatly enjoy m/m incest across the tree of heritage, but thinking about my father that way makes me so very sick.

My only other sexual/romantic dream was holding hands with an all star target of my romantic fantasies. I haven't given up on him yet.
We were lying in a white bed, everything was calm and very bright. I'd like to go back there.

Quoted for posterity. This is one for the history books.

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Kclub said:
Quoted for posterity. This is one for the history books.

o ye hilarious troll :D

okay, the weirdest thing...? i mean that's a pretty long list.
Oh, I know! the film Alien 3. the one on the prison planet. me and a friend fucked while that was playing once.
Anyone who says Alien 2 was a better film is bitchwhore. James Cameron can suck it.

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Akkira said:
I'll delete this in a few days so don't quote me please.

Kclub said:
Quoted for posterity. This is one for the history books.

Ahhh, Reverse psychology! Sweet reverse psychology.

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I wasn't going to post this until I were the first post of page 4. *sigh* Here I go:
Herm on herm... that's all... not really but ah ain't sayin' anymore

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Kclub said:
Quoted for posterity. This is one for the history books.

As expected of country grown vegetables.
I am not nice on the internets, why would anyone else be?
Not that it matters.

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Akkira said:
As expected of country grown vegetables.
I am not nice on the internets, why would anyone else be?
Not that it matters.

(v_\\\

You're not going to start cutting yourself, are you?

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Kclub said:
(v_\\

You're not going to start cutting yourself, are you?

I couldn't even do that if I wanted to. I am typing and moving the cursor with my eyeballs. I'd have to ask someone online to visit me and cut me.

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well. there was this one episode of drawn together where a Pokemon parody of i think Charizard was slowly sitting down on a spinning cone-shaped grinder of some sort. that could be it. but I don't know. I've done a lot of strange things.

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MLP.

Mostly the fact that six months ago I would have taken a knife to my eye for doing it. But seeing as it's pretty par for the course, I'd have to say...some of Doug Winger's more obscure stuff.

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Negaren's latest album.
I get a boner everytime I listen to it.
Don't know why.
Also, having amplifyers for speakers makes furniture into vibrators. Just saying. ;)

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Kimpumomo said:
Negaren's latest album.
I get a boner everytime I listen to it.
Don't know why.
Also, having amplifyers for speakers makes furniture into vibrators. Just saying. ;)

heavy basslines, bass drop, etc

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Kimpumomo said:
Negaren's latest album.
I get a boner everytime I listen to it.
Don't know why.
Also, having amplifyers for speakers makes furniture into vibrators. Just saying. ;)

I got curious. So I checked him out.

ohgodthanksman

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SirAntagonist said:
I got curious. So I checked him out.

ohgodthanksman

You are oh, so welcome!

If I can spread the name of Dave Remmler, I will! ;)

Dave Remmler = Renard Queenston = Lapfoxtrax = Vulpvibe

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Oddly, the scene where the blonde makes out with the stuffed wolf head in the movie cabin in the woods. Made me tingle a lot down there seeing that...

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IvoryWolf said:
Oddly, the scene where the blonde makes out with the stuffed wolf head in the movie cabin in the woods. Made me tingle a lot down there seeing that...

Hey me too, that movie was great

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IvoryWolf said:
Oddly, the scene where the blonde makes out with the stuffed wolf head in the movie cabin in the woods. Made me tingle a lot down there seeing that...

That was oddly hot... Good movie :/

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Seven_Twenty said:
I took a picture of my own dick with the family camera and fapped to it... I was a fucked up child.

LMFAO I DID THAT TOO

The thought of Miranda Cosgrove getting lovingly fucked by a tiger, Lady and the Tramp(also a fantasy), pugs mating(my old next door neighbor bred pugs and that was the first mating I saw in real life), and fantasies of dogs with... "underage" girls. Underage as in preteen. Yea. That bad.

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xTheWolf94x said:
LMFAO I DID THAT TOO

The thought of Miranda Cosgrove getting lovingly fucked by a tiger, Lady and the Tramp(also a fantasy), pugs mating(my old next door neighbor bred pugs and that was the first mating I saw in real life), and fantasies of dogs with... "underage" girls. Underage as in preteen. Yea. That bad.

I hope you're joking because I was.

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Seven_Twenty said:
I hope you're joking because I was.

Sadly, I'm not :/ I actually was/am a fucked up child.

(before anyone takes that as an implication of me being underage, you should know that I'm 19)

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xTheWolf94x said:
Sadly, I'm not :/ I actually was/am a fucked up child.

(before anyone takes that as an implication of me being underage, you should know that I'm 19)

Awww, nobody will let me ban themselves because of underage today. :C

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Anus_Wrecker5000 said:
don't judge me but

post #225509

it was about 30 seconds I realized "not want"
also it was 5am in the morning :/

Rating: -283
Astounding.

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Well, I can't find it anymore, but it was Humanized, R63 versions of Italian and Spanish having sex.

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once i wanked while thinking about legolas accidentally pissing his pants. masturbating to shit like this really makes me thing about my life and my choices.

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A poorly drawn mspaint image of a character from a movie I never saw. I think I was drunk though.

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I just jerked off to Renamon frenching several cows and a giraffe. Life is pretty great right now.

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Spess_Muhreen said:
I just jerked off to Renamon frenching several cows and a giraffe. Life is pretty great right now.

Lol

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blackbirdt said:
Lol

Hmm. I wonder who this could be. HMMM. Sorry for stealing your shtick, Renard. :P

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JoeX said:
Hmm. I wonder who this could be. HMMM. Sorry for stealing your shtick, Renard. :P

>:(

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NotMeNotYou said:
Awww, nobody will let me ban themselves because of underage today. :C

Munkelzahn's profile image is despicable and it should be removed from the site I actually had a brother that had died in the 9/11 crash and find that picture extremely offensive I may get banned for this but please know these are my feelings and you'd be wrong to ban me for this because you know this picture is morbid and fucked up

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@JoelBlackburn: Dat necro.
Also, if you don't want to see a specific post, you can simply blacklist the post itself.
Or you could just simply blacklist the 9/11 tag.

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JoelBlackburn said:
Munkelzahn's profile image is despicable and it should be removed from the site I actually had a brother that had died in the 9/11 crash and find that picture extremely offensive I may get banned for this but please know these are my feelings and you'd be wrong to ban me for this because you know this picture is morbid and fucked up

Your avatar depicts a horse, do you know how many people got killed by a horse? Why should we remove his picture when yours is just insensitive to a different set of people?
We are not going to ban you for being offended, but we're also not going to remove a picture just because you're offended, artistic freedom is more important.

Also, nice necro, that thread was dead for a year.

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NotMeNotYou said:
Your avatar depicts a horse, do you know how many people got killed by a horse? Why should we remove his picture when yours is just insensitive to a different set of people?
We are not going to ban you for being offended, but we're also not going to remove a picture just because you're offended, artistic freedom is more important.

Also, nice necro, that thread was dead for a year.

Some who were paying attention with a certain amount of sense already know why these kinds of comments are stupid but for those who arent listening here are the reasons why-

1) Nearly all of these are misinformations and are based on a small quantity of the whole brony or whatever population.

2) A vast majority wants to shut them all up because the fanbase is just so massive that it seems like they all are shoving it in your face, the reality is some actually do this (not a whole lot) and most that seem like they are are just sending out a friendly reminder/invitation once. those that only send a friendly reminder/invitation once are thought to be big mouthed because so many are doing it at one time, it isnt intentional in most cases to "Shove their fanbase down your throat" so just keep a tolerant and open mind.

3) They really aren't two different fandoms, they have what? 6 differences? the only problem is that stereotypes shoot off their mouths like they know everything.

4) Really if your still trying to get bronies to disappear why not try to stop a waterfall alone with your bare hands and no tools, it would be more efficient. Human brains make humans naturally hard headed so the more you put them down, tho more they grow and retaliate.

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Feel free to use my comments for educational use and do not forget to credit me. I don't take either side because a vast majority of you people are just idiots that dont listen...but if your one of the few who will take into account what I've said and/or typed, congradulations! You are now better than those who hate on bronies and such.

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NotMeNotYou said:
Your avatar depicts a horse, do you know how many people got killed by a horse? Why should we remove his picture when yours is just insensitive to a different set of people?
We are not going to ban you for being offended, but we're also not going to remove a picture just because you're offended, artistic freedom is more important.

Also, nice necro, that thread was dead for a year.

Take into account what I've said here and for your information I'm one of the less nicer bronies you probably shouldn't be fucking with and again for your information that picture it's fucking despicable because several thousands of people died in that fucking crash and honestly I don't think you deserve to be admin if you don't take down that picture because you know it is dispicable that picture is an insult to those several thousands of men and women that had died in the crash you say you want to be better than the 4chan admins well taking down that picture and start giving a shit about how your members feel because it is another step towards achieving your goal and if you don't your no better than the admins on 4chan and also your a tad bit like the admins and moderators on 4chan because you like them are acting like a know it all little smart ass

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JoelBlackburn said:
Take into account what I've said here and for your information I'm one of the less nicer bronies you probably shouldn't be fucking with and again for your information that picture it's fucking despicable because several thousands of people died in that fucking crash and honestly I don't think you deserve to be admin if you don't take down that picture because you know it is dispicable that picture is an insult to those several thousands of men and women that had died in the crash you say you want to be better than the 4chan admins well taking down that picture and start giving a shit about how your members feel because it is another step towards achieving your goal and if you don't your no better than the admins on 4chan or ponychan and also your a tad bit like the admins and moderators on 4chan because you like them are acting like a know it all little smart ass

But you of course don't give a shit about your members just like the admins on 4chan and for that I'm not going to stay on this shithole anymore

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