In my bed while watching my pic collection on my phone.

Ahri_The_Pure_Slut said:
>cumming on your blankets
Gonna get stains, bro

Doesn't bother me. I got lots of blankets. I wash 'em regularly too

I like to let my orgasm build up, then let it fall back down. Just letting the pressure build and build until it starts to ache. Then, when I'm ready, I let it go in a spectacular array that leaves me dizzy and satisfied. Maybe even to the point where I'm ready to pass out.

Mr_Critical said:
I like to let my orgasm build up, then let it fall back down. Just letting the pressure build and build until it starts to ache. Then, when I'm ready, I let it go in a spectacular array that leaves me dizzy and satisfied. Maybe even to the point where I'm ready to pass out.

That's called edging

Ahri_The_Pure_Slut said:
That's called edging

Indeed it is. :)

i keep doing it until i loathe myself and stop for several months

Xesnogard said:
In my bed while watching my pic collection on my phone.

i do that too.

mvpm8 said:
i do that too.

We all do that! XD

xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
We all do that! XD

well i feel stupid

xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
We all do that! XD

Lies. I never downloaded porn to my phone.

Xesnogard said:
In my bed while watching my pic collection on my phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AQs8a3RrPM

Furrin_Gok said:
Lies. I never downloaded porn to my phone.

The wonders of modern day, you don't have to download anything to the phone, when you can have unlimited fast data, browsers that do not suck and your collection trough your personal fileserver. Only problem nowdays is that if you accidently buy phone with too big screen and you can't use it with single hand.
It was pain years ago with opera mini and 2G connection or storing images to 1 GB microSD along with all your other stuff to look trough 240x320 display.

Phones are also one of the reasons why I love HTML5 video formats :p

Mario69 said:
unlimited fast data

Not everybody can afford a $100 a month bill just for a phone.

Furrin_Gok said:
Not everybody can afford a $100 a month bill just for a phone.

I can see operators offering unlimited plans starting from $6 and higher speeds cost just a bit more.
Guess it's not as glorious to everyone then :c

I'm actually about to change up my routine starting tomorrow. I bought one of the prostate vibe toys so I'm gonna see what all the fuss is about.

Furrin_Gok said:
Lies. I never downloaded porn to my phone.

Oh yeah, actually never thought of that. I still view on my phone in bed though, and then just "go to town"

The_Diggler said:
I'm actually about to change up my routine starting tomorrow. I bought one of the prostate vibe toys so I'm gonna see what all the fuss is about.

Awww, I only have my finger to use :( just make sure your clean up there!

TheGreatWolfgang said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AQs8a3RrPM

This is true :D. pics on my phone are my greatest secrets of my life.

Umm... I'm probably the only one that still uses their thighs to squeeze their penis tip into orgasm lol :p

LatiosLove said:
Umm... I'm probably the only one that still uses their thighs to squeeze their penis tip into orgasm lol :p

I do that sometimes

LatiosLove said:
Umm... I'm probably the only one that still uses their thighs to squeeze their penis tip into orgasm lol :p

I do that too, but not to the point of orgasm.

LatiosLove said:
Umm... I'm probably the only one that still uses their thighs to squeeze their penis tip into orgasm lol :p

How does that work?

Furrin_Gok said:
How does that work?

Takes some practice. You have to push your dick back between your thighs, and thrust kind of.

Does anyone else / has anyone else ever done the whole "q-tip down the peehole" thing?

https://veebooru.com/post/view/23279

I kinda got into a habit of doing that fer a while when I was young and curious... not terrible if you coat the swab part in candlewax or used bubble gum first, so it isn't as scratchy.... would insert the end and thread it down my urethra and then rub it from the outside until I would eventually reach climax. >.>

Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
Does anyone else / has anyone else ever done the whole "q-tip down the peehole" thing?

https://veebooru.com/post/view/23279

I kinda got into a habit of doing that fer a while when I was young and curious... not terrible if you coat the swab part in candlewax or used bubble gum first, so it isn't as scratchy.... would insert the end and thread it down my urethra and then rub it from the outside until I would eventually reach climax. >.>

That is called urethral sounding. Please use actual steel sounds for this and make sure to sterilize and lubricate them prior to using, because what you're doing is a fantastic way of getting a UTI.

Ratte said:
That is called urethral sounding. Please use actual steel sounds for this and make sure to sterilize and lubricate them prior to using, because what you're doing is a fantastic way of getting a UTI.

What is UTI?

Furrin_Gok said:
What is UTI?

Urinary tract infection. Makes it extremely painful to urinate and can last a few days. Can be treated with a simple tetracycline and by consuming some alkaline-forming foods (hence why a common home treatment is consumption of cranberry juice).

Ratte said:
That is called urethral sounding. Please use actual steel sounds for this and make sure to sterilize and lubricate them prior to using, because what you're doing is a fantastic way of getting a UTI.

Welp, good thing I don't do the q-tip stuff ~anymore~ ... like I said, I was a bit of a derpy, experimental kid. This was like, back in '93, I didn't have internet and didn't even know that medical grade sounding rods were a thing yet, lol.

I did get a set of curved Hegar rods on Ebay, but I get panicky whenever I try to use them, I can't be hard when I use them or it becomes rather discomforting, so I can only do it while I have music to keep my mind off being aroused, and I get paranoid about losing them inside me...

I had some leftover liquid "Lidocaine" that I got when I had gotten a rather severe sore throat (I think they said it was strep? - I got over the sore throat, but kept the bottle of Lidocaine, cuz why not?) that I curiously decided to try using as lube by mixing it with some "Slippery Stuff" surgical grade lube and applying that to the end of the sounding rod, made things feel rather nice and made me not quite so panicky about using the rods. I don't really try to use the rods for sexual stimulation, but because I want to try to widen out my urethra. But I am too much of a pansy and too inconsistent with my use.

"tetracycline"

Is that the little M&M looking pill that turns your pee blue or orange?

Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
Welp, good thing I don't do the q-tip stuff ~anymore~ ... like I said, I was a bit of a derpy, experimental kid. This was like, back in '93, I didn't have internet and didn't even know that medical grade sounding rods were a thing yet, lol.

I did get a set of curved Hegar rods on Ebay, but I get panicky whenever I try to use them, I can't be hard when I use them or it becomes rather discomforting, so I can only do it while I have music to keep my mind off being aroused, and I get paranoid about losing them inside me...

...I should have known from the subject what I was getting into but I had to look at that. Hegar are apparently meant for female use, you'd want Henk for male use.

Furrin_Gok said:
...I should have known from the subject what I was getting into but I had to look at that. Hegar are apparently meant for female use, you'd want Henk for male use.

God damn. 499 dollars?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Antique-Sklar-Medical-Urethral-Surgical-Urology-Serious-Sounding-Rods-/360504752838?hash=item53efc1fac6:g:VI0AAOxyYu9SL-iJ

I got my Hegar's for 40.

Hmmmm....

http://barkingshaman.com/2012/08/21/how-to-use-urethral-sounds/

Are you ~sure~ Hegar rods are ~only~ for female use? Cuz pretty much anyone I have ever asked about sounding (including the guy who introduced me to the concept and let me use his own kit, cleaned of course) says that Hegar's are alright for male use.

"There’s a good chance you’ll have some burning with urination for a few hours or even days, this is normal, as is possibly a bit of blood, particularly when you’re new to sounding. If you have a discharge, fever, or cramping, seek medical attention. Also, if you’re prone to urinary tract infections, this may not be the play for you."

Eeep.... >.>

Nevermind, I'll just start trying to cut back on soda and drink water... u.u

"Either way, you’ll likely need to use more (gentle) force to insert the sound or push it further in. This may be uncomfortable. You may feel pressure, or a burning sensation and this is pretty normal. What you DON’T want is any sharp pain or the feeling that one place hurts *more*, especially at the tip of the sound, this is a big warning sign from your body and you need to listen."

And using Lidocaine (which is a numbing agent) is prawwwwwbably not the most ideal thing for me to be using as a lubricant...

Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
Hmmmm....

http://barkingshaman.com/2012/08/21/how-to-use-urethral-sounds/

Are you ~sure~ Hegar rods are ~only~ for female use? Cuz pretty much anyone I have ever asked about sounding (including the guy who introduced me to the concept and let me use his own kit, cleaned of course) says that Hegar's are alright for male use.

Well, I was reading off of Wikipedia, so it probably meant medical sounding, not sounding for enjoyment.

"There’s a good chance you’ll have some burning with urination for a few hours or even days, this is normal, as is possibly a bit of blood, particularly when you’re new to sounding. If you have a discharge, fever, or cramping, seek medical attention. Also, if you’re prone to urinary tract infections, this may not be the play for you."

Eeep.... >.>

Basically it's saying stick to the smaller sizes and don't use them too often until your body gets used to them. I think.

"Basically it's saying stick to the smaller sizes and don't use them too often until your body gets used to them. I think."

I've only ever been able to get as high up as the 3rd rod in the set, I tried to use the 4th size, but it felt like the opening of my peehole was too small for it to actually work.

(why am I suddenly discussing this with a bunch of strangers....?)

why can't you all be normal and play with your poopers

Knotty_Curls said:
why can't you all be normal and play with your poopers

I did.... I would make dildos out of candles, would shape them under hot water in the bathroom sink, would keep some of the wick out to use as something to grab onto if it went too far in...

Jesus, I was a weird kid.

Also, never ever stick an AA battery up yer butt.

I used bananas

Knotty_Curls said:
I used bananas

How would it not get mushed....

Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
"tetracycline"

Is that the little M&M looking pill that turns your pee blue or orange?

:|

Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
How would it not get mushed....

I'm a pro

Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
How would it not get mushed....

I'm pretty sure he's joking.

Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
I've only ever been able to get as high up as the 3rd rod in the set, I tried to use the 4th size, but it felt like the opening of my peehole was too small for it to actually work.

Perhaps leave the realm of medical sounds and enter the realm of fetish sounds: A rod which has bulbs that grow steadily larger the further it goes in should help you to stretch the opening out without too much harm or discomfort, though (And I'm only guessing, since I don't sound) it might be risky upon removal. I'm sure there's a list of dos and don'ts out there but I'm not going to spend my time looking this all up if I'm not going to do it myself.

(why am I suddenly discussing this with a bunch of strangers....?)

Because on the internet, you can be anybody. Nobody will know it's you unless you tell them who you truly are.

Knotty_Curls said:
why can't you all be normal and play with your poopers

Dildos are expensive man

Furrin_Gok said:
Because on the internet, you can be anybody. Nobody will know it's you unless you tell them who you truly are.

On the internet, nobody knows you're a chirr.

Nobody.

Furrin_Gok said:
Perhaps leave the realm of medical sounds and enter the realm of fetish sounds: A rod which has bulbs that grow steadily larger the further it goes in should help you to stretch the opening out without too much harm or discomfort, though (And I'm only guessing, since I don't sound) it might be risky upon removal.

I've always wanted to get one of ~these~ things.
http://www.mr-s-leather.com/M014/silicone-sounds.html

Maybe that would be better than the metal rods, since it'd be soft and flexible instead of rigid, and since there's a blocky top, I don't think I'd hafta fear accidentally losing it inside me and earning myself an embarrassing trip to the emergency room.

Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
I don't think I'd hafta fear accidentally losing it inside me and earning myself an embarrassing trip to the emergency room.

How to turn somebody away from trying sounding with one sentence, lol.

I do it to a soundtrack of Morgan Freeman guiding me through the entire process

oh yes

Furrin_Gok said:
Because on the internet, you can be anybody. Nobody will know it's you unless you tell them who you truly are.

Even if there's zero risk of anyone knowing you are you, it's still really fucking weird talking about this kind of stuff so openly anywhere.
Super nice topic to discuss, really healthy and interesting, but still weird.

Mario69 said:
Even if there's zero risk of anyone knowing you are you, it's still really fucking weird talking about this kind of stuff so openly anywhere.
Super nice topic to discuss, really healthy and interesting, but still weird.

yeah, definitely weird, but at least people aren't acting immature and being nice about the topic, right?

Ahri_The_Pure_Slut said:
How to turn somebody away from trying sounding with one sentence, lol.

Don't use medical sounds then. Use fetish sounds instead, they're made for such use

Knotty_Curls said:
why can't you all be normal and play with your poopers

I try to be normal knotty I really do, but it hurts

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this

Xch3l said:
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this

I've tried so many times. I'm either not long enough, or not flexible enough.

Have you done it?

Ahri_The_Pure_Slut said:
I've tried so many times. I'm either not long enough, or not flexible enough.

Have you done it?

Done it twice. Only to prove to myself that I can do it.

Xch3l said:
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this

Because that's much harder than it looks if you aren't athlete with horse dick.
But even if you can't achieve that, upside down is one really enjoyable way of doing things I must admit.

Mario69 said:
Because that's much harder than it looks if you aren't athlete with horse dick.

tru dat

TheHuskyK9 said:
Done it twice. Only to prove to myself that I can do it.

Mario69 said:
Because that's much harder than it looks if you aren't athlete with horse dick.
But even if you can't achieve that, upside down is one really enjoyable way of doing things I must admit.

....Is it worth?

TheHuskyK9 said:
Done it twice. Only to prove to myself that I can do it.

Because just once could have been a false positive?

"Hm. Well I certainly sucked a dick, but was it MY dick? More testing is required."

Ahri_The_Pure_Slut said:

....Is it worth?

:I

Clawdragons said:
Because just once could have been a false positive?

"Hm. Well I certainly sucked a dick, but was it MY dick? More testing is required."

Heh heh

Xch3l said:
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this

Already mentioned that I have, actually. I can barely reach the head though, and curling up that tight hurts.

Ahri_The_Pure_Slut said:
I've tried so many times. I'm either not long enough, or not flexible enough.

Have you done it?

Practice moving your legs behind your head first. This will train your torsal flexibility for when you attempt autofellatio.

Ahri_The_Pure_Slut said:

....Is it worth?

If you can train yourself more than I did so that you don't get the curling pains, yes.

TheHuskyK9 said:
:I

Furrin_Gok said:
Already mentioned that I have, actually. I can barely reach the head though, and curling up that tight hurts.
Practice moving your legs behind your head first. This will train your torsal flexibility for when you attempt autofellatio.
If you can train yourself more than I did so that you don't get the curling pains, yes.

O-okay ;_;
This time. This is the one

Ahri_The_Pure_Slut said:
O-okay ;_;
This time. This is the one

You can do it, I believe in you!

Ahri_The_Pure_Slut said:
O-okay ;_;
This time. This is the one

If you get pains, back out for a bit. Pain is there to warn you you aren't ready yet.

I'd do autofellatio but im the most inflexible man in the universe. :C

Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
Does anyone else / has anyone else ever done the whole "q-tip down the peehole" thing?

https://veebooru.com/post/view/23279

I kinda got into a habit of doing that fer a while when I was young and curious... not terrible if you coat the swab part in candlewax or used bubble gum first, so it isn't as scratchy.... would insert the end and thread it down my urethra and then rub it from the outside until I would eventually reach climax. >.>

I used to sometimes do that, but only a tiny bit inside. I also started anal masturbation from when I was about 14ish which was quite unusual I guess

The_Diggler said:
I try to be normal knotty I really do, but it hurts

relax

Knotty_Curls said:
relax

Don't do it.

Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
Don't do it.

When you want to go to it.

Urethral sounding is bad don't do it too many times. I did it and i regret it.

Xesnogard said:
Urethral sounding is bad don't do it too many times. I did it and i regret it.

On that note, gaping_urethra should probably imply gaping.

Xesnogard said:
Urethral sounding is bad don't do it too many times. I did it and i regret it.

Elaborate.

This is how I do it

TheHuskyK9 said:
This is how I do it

lmao
10/10

Knotty_Curls said:
oh yes

Lol what? xD