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Now THIS is the type of Spring/Summer Colorado weather I'm fucking talking about!

Hope it stays like this for the next 4 months.

Being a cashier/expeditor, you'll meet a lot of different peeps. I made a hot dog for a peep that was wearing a tanuki suit at a k-pop concert :V

I wonder what I'm gonna get today

I don't mean to put anyone in an uncomfortable spot but I just had THREE sex dreams these past 3 days in a row.

I wake up with a huge smile on my face. XD

These dreams that I have are rare. Most common dreams I have are casually arid.

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Hard to believe that such a kickass piece of music could come from a virtual pinball game of allthings

Oh shit! I have that game! Never played it, though as I don't have the console. Bought it for a buck on a pawn store while on vacation.

i took a 5 hour nap and i woke up feeling like im not real and my brains were replaced with cotton, slightly used condoms and dry macaroni

Stellaris further proves I am a sociopathic scientist who is perfectly willing to kill or let whole civilizations die to test my handiwork.

To quote A Postmodern Reader, 'Science never sacrifices itself; it is always murderous.'

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@Ryuzaki_Tritium: What's so wrong with Ifunny?

I know the user base is toxic, but that happens anywhere with loose moderation, and if your argument is that they just post memes from other sites, think real hard about what e621 is.

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@kamimatsu: Her insight can likewise be appreciated. But you can't just say the actual inventors of computers didn't contribute so much because she suggested the idea. That's what I mean to convey.

I want to become an artist but I have one problem: I don't know what to draw...

Anyone got suggestions?

The only thing I probabl wouldn't be able to draw would be fetishy stuff like feces, urine, farts, ridiculously oversized parts, etc.

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@W0LFB3AT5: That was the top comment on the place I got that picture too, really the only reason the picture even featured Alaska is cause it's so big, the US's non-mainland states get a raw deal.

looking like him by being a decent guy. That could be a fun movie.
But I think the focus around the third reich needs a break. There are so many other events of WW2 that other countries haven't made up for. Germany deserves to go on.

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Being a reincarnation of Hitler yet does not start out looking like him? Does he think like Hitler? If he does then we need a story of why he wants to make up for his past. Or he could just let it go and lead a normal life but having to deal with

Movie idea: a man discovers he is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler and sets out to make up for his past life, travelling around performing good deeds; however, the more good he does, the more he begins to physically resemble Hitler

So I've recently been listening to a lot of pop music, and the primary two things I've noticed:

#1 The lyrics are like listening to an audio book of porn, and not even classy porn at that.

#2 A surprising number of Jeffrey Dahmer references.

So this site has a lovely feature that I cannot make a character tag out of dog_girl due to the fact that dog_humanoid exists. So doggo_girl it is then. Have to find a way around the stupid tagging system somehow.

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Picture in question.

Fuck am I glad to have woken up in my own bed after having a nightmare from the perspective of a murderous lunatic

Forgot how fucking cool a series Shin Megami Tensei was.
Every game's the same; start out, you're learning the basic mechanics, you learn how combat works, having a great time. Then it does it.

'Fuck you.'

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Those sort of things are indeed disgusting. To my surprise I once bought an expired carton of chocolate milk and like you took a good swig of it. Those usually expire within a few months so I did not bother to check the date.

The most DISGUSTING thing has happened to me today. I was thirsty and wanted to quench my thirst on milk. Took a huge swig on a gallon and immediately spat it out in disgust. I looked at the expiration date: April 30th.

Now I've lost my appetite.

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I was born long before all of you, I really didn't have much of a child hood,but I would go to the theaters and see new movies, I didn't care for Disney, but I remember going to see Aristocats.
I have seen all your favorite movies. Iron Giant was cool.

I've had to listen to people complaining about the weather my entire life. Try to see the bright part of different weather.