@kamimatsu: I am not an authority on this matter this is just a joke that I got from the Quality Joke Store if it's not working let me know and I will return it as it was sold with a Genuine Giggle Guarantee

@The_Flamingo_Trigger: Could always salvage the parts and see what they can make. I never watched MacGyver, but I did watch SG-1, which had the same lead, and dial-up space Internet, so I totally got this.