Cinder said:
What do you have against the French?
Don't be a bigot. They didn't choose to be born French.

Being a big ol' frying pan, I obviously have an appreciation for fine cookware

The French are world renowned for gastronomy, and respected in the venerable art of blacksmithing and manufacture of some of the best pans in the world

Does this mean I am demi-French by association?

@coyotebear: they also make outstanding knives too. Perfectly symmetrical grinds and so balanced that it can sit on the tip of a rifle bullet.