the way he describes going to a con in a "disguise" full fursuit always sounds like he'd be absolutely the most conspicuous dude around. even if you didn't account for the fact that he said that he was going to be, and I quote, "in a full rat costume [...] runnin' around on all fours".

the logistics of that would probably need to be pretty crazy, as well. for that to work out he'd need to be pretty deep cover prior to going to a con in order to blend in, I feel. like, just this one random fursuiter that no one has met before, has zero online presence, and refuses to speak to anyone.

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also, I just do not believe that he'd be able to resist doing a few loogamees.