I was at my local music store today having a look around like I usually do.
Employee: "Hey, did you hear that [brand] is releasing [new product I've never heard of before]?"
Me: "No."
Employee: "Well, do you remember when [brand] released [old product I've never heard of] back in the eighties?"
Me: "No."
Employee: [proceeds to explain details of new product I have no interest in] "I'll let you know when it comes in, okay?"