KynikossDragonn said:
flaming hot melonputer.

Cactus said:
no it cool

Sharp_Coyote said:
immersed in a non-conductive melonjuice solution

Kemonophonic said:
Like this?

Negative; the bubbles and volatility of carbonation takes away cooling efficiency by virtue of less surface contact.
I like where yer head is at, tho.

True non-conductive melonjuice coolant is a proprietary solution of essential cactus oils and melonball secretions.