Mike is a collection of characters first mentioned by Spamton in chapter 2, then Tenna in 3, before finally appearing as a trio in 4. Mike is not one single person, but rather a Pippin, Shadowguy, and Zapper taking turns acting out the part of Mike.

All three share a color scheme that is mainly red, white, and grey, while sporting big red bow ties. The first Mike a round head resembling the top of a microphone, with a big grin. He has a round black suited body, two white gloves, and a microphone in one hand. The second Mike is a dark cat-like figure with microphones for hands, pink and yellow glasses, and a white belly. The third Mike is a Zapper dressed up in a grey suit and collar, red gloves, and a cowboy hat. However, it is also implied that Mike actually takes the appearance of a microphone (likely a picture of a real microphone).

Outside of their Mike costumes, they look the same as their usual counterparts, except for the Pippin, who has a green tie instead of a red one.