Species: abomination (species)
What is this? Is this what happens when illicit Pokémon breeding goes unchecked? I'm lookin' at this from every goddamn angle there is. I can't tell where it starts and where it ends. Well, it's got a pinecone for a body, it's, uh, w-wearin' a fez, and it's got that one, staring, unblinking eye that reminds you that this creature lives in neverending, ceaseless agony.