Jakob "Jake" Turnpike is a weasel vector character owned by BaffleBlend. In the Hc Svnt Dracones campaign he originates from, he was initially created as a bit part to fill Harr Turnpike's "minions" focus ability, which allowed her to bring along a minor character to carry out small tasks for her. However, circumstances prompted him into develop into his own character, until he was eventually revealed to be married to her.

He's a severely damaged individual, kidnapped in infancy and raised in a criminal ring. He has a heavy stutter and is constantly plagued with painful memories. He relies on the support of his wife to even get by. However, he does have a somewhat functional life as long as he does get the help he needs, working as an archeologist due having a fascination with though often blissful misunderstanding of human history.

He has a daughter, Jackie Turnpike, who he cares about more than anything else in Sol.