SURPRISE!:
Alex - Daaamn!! What a day.. These times you just want to eat your boss and let your job for a good one (being in the sofa)..hmm u know, hope someday hehe anyway. I'm finally home!
Dax - And who's the cutest croc in the world??! Oh Yees you are yees you are!
Alex - WTF? Daxter! ¬///¬ stare* (blushes)
Dax - So how was your day today big fella?? X3
Alex - Too bad these people keep asking for boots of croc.. Shut up! don't wanna talk about! >.=.<
Dax - It's okay sweetheart, I'm sure you must be hungry right baby? ^^
Alex - What the hell you think??! and HOW MANY TIMES I TOLD YOU DON'T CALL ME BABY grrr.. don't like it >w<
Dax - Alright babe.. I mean Al, wash your hands and sit on that chair, I did your favorite
Alex - Finally something productive!, mmm Roost Beef Xd damn I'm so hungry I could eat a horse (Better my boss hehe-hehe :/ huh... stupid-stupid!)
Dax - Don't talk with your full mouth leave that cow on your dish boy, first your soup :3
Alex - Awww but I don't want this! D:<
Dax - Noppee babe now opeen up, Ohh upss I forgot, let me blow it for you
Alex - What part of DON'T CALL ME BABY understand? Gimme dat I don't need a yellow dog that blows my FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!.........*k!
Dax - Mmm you look something exalted, are you alright baby?!!
Alex - *-*.. stare* HOOOOOT WATER WATER!!! I NEED WATEER...I NEEED AHHHHHHHHH!!! Aaaeeee.. Puum! He fainted*
Dax - pokes pokes* I Love when he does that! <3 and that means. I have to do it more often >:) Hides a jar in his pocket, it says tabasco sauce*

Since the first time he showed me a pot on his stove on Skype, I wanted to plan some like this xD However, this was a bit personal, so no causes much laughter as memes you usually find in facebook, plz don't pressure c:
Anyway, here's one of my crazy ideas I got with https://www.furaffinity.net/user/daxterdingo Daxterdingo I hope you like it man :D
People! I wish you all an anticipated Happy New Year! Cheers :D