Morning Wood
A cheery and irritating tune pierced the silence of the morning. I rolled over and swatted around for my phone, searching for whatever part of the screen disables the alarm.

Five minutes later, it's singing and vibrating again.

I grit my teeth and reach for it again, only to have the damn thing tumble off the nightstand and go dancing merrily across the carpet. Would it be worthwhile to just stomp the life out of it...?

With a heavy sigh, I pull the warmth of the covers off of me and fumble around until my phone is powered down completely. It didn't meet it's violent end against the far wall, so I figured this was a win and nestled back into the covers.

It was at this point, I noticed something else demanding my attention - the thick, hot slab of meat between my legs kept throbbing and pulsing. Must've been having a good dream.

My paws idly slide down my body, giving that titanic log a few tentative rubs. It bounced to life with all the eagerness of a playful puppy, and rewarded me for that attention with a few reassuring bolts of pleasure. Maybe a quick paw off before work would set a better tone for the day...?

I twist in bed and look at the digital display of an unused alarm clock.
"FUCK!!"

I hop out of bed and rush to the closet, paws keeping that needy length secured so it didn't go bouncing around and slapping against things as I hurried around. It was just another thing you have to worry about when you've got a monster like this.

As I ready to leave the room, I notice my mate's ass, partially uncovered by the bedsheets. Soft and smooth and curvy, illuminated by the golden morning light... just perfect! My cock seems to agree, thrumming and dripping with need. Usually it went down after I was out of bed or moving around - basically whenever it realized I wasn't going to give it any attention. Today, however, it seemed particularly needy. Particularly demanding.

I just grunt and roll my eyes. "Would you kindly go down, already?"
Fuck, I reeeeeally wanted to touch it. Even the slight motion of me trying to fit into my clothes seemed to be enough to keep it interested.
"Ugghg.... c'mon, seriously. I have work here in like 20 minutes."

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Yeah, I know - the pants meme is old, at this point. Nevertheless, I feel like this is the meme that keeps on giving! Soooo many caked-up, bulgey boys struggling to find clothes that fit that sexiness! Truly, I understand the struggle! X3

Pretty standard size for bunnies and hares, actually.
Really like the way my ears came out in this one! Very good size and length and roundness. I had scribbled up the pose awhile back, and while the meme against a white background would be easy enough... I've seen lots of art that makes use of the light filtering through blinds for a cool, dramatic effect. Figured I would take a stab at that. I definitely need to figure out lighting more - things like daylight or how it affects colors. UGH! It's all so complicated!

Maybe it'll be easier with a bit of post-nut clarity. >:3