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Nerrrrd Translation: Crushabelle! It's horrible! My boyfriend isn't my boyfriend anymore, but rather a female specimen of Stridicus Stilticus! (That's Silt Strider, to a simple commoner, such as yourself...)
-And he was totally my boyfriend, for real! Not like the magical prince from my erotic fanfics, hee hee
-Not that Prince Sparklemoon isn't real in his own way, I mean we've made out a lot of times in my dreams... like with tongues, even! And one time he even squeezed my butt real sexy-like and, and I feel bad for wanting a "real" boyfriend but-
-...A boy you can kiss for real is differ-GHKKK
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