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So here's how it works
Get your dick size if you already have it (go get a ruler if you don't)
and use the pic as a reference to see which eeveelution you are

EEVEE: 3in (7.5cm)
"I am literally a child"

GLACEON: 3.75in (9.5cm)
"I am fucking freezing"

VAPOREON: 4.5in (11.5cm)
"I-I just got out of the pool man"

JOLTEON: 5.25in (13.25cm)
"Hey you'll be Shocked to see what I can do with it"

UMBREON: 6in (15.25cm)
"Well it's average but... it... glows"

LEAFEON: 6.75in (17cm)
"I'll Leaf you to admire what you see"

ESPEON: 7.5in (19cm)
"I know what you're thinking... and yes it is quite huge isn't it"

SYLVEON: 8.25in (21cm)
"I'll promise to be gentle"

FLAREON: 9in (22.75cm)
"I am the hottest guy in the room"

Do Comment Which one you are =3
P.S.: I'd so totally appreciate people using these dicks as references for eeveelution dicks especially appearance wise

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