JAZZY’S DISGUISES
“Disguise you would never want to take off”
TIRED OF BEING YOURSELF?
Order one of our models and discover the impossible! At Jazzy’s Disguises, we don’t just change how you look, we change who you are! Our patented Metamorphic Technology™ combines tissue remodeling with cutting-edge genetic coding to create the most authentic disguise experience in the world!
Disclaimer: Jazzy's Disguises LLC is not responsible for existential crisis, identity displacement or customers who refuse to remove products. Side effects may include: improved confidence, increased or decreased muscle mass and difficulty distinguishing between self and disguise.
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THE TIGER TITAN™
Model #TG-777
Embrace your inner apex predator with our most powerful feline transformation! Features include signature retractable claws and increased musculature.
Available in Siberian (extra fluffy), Bengal (classic), and White Tiger (limited edition) variants
Warning: Not recommended for vegetarians - product may override dietary preferences. Side effects include: dramatically improved confidence and assertiveness, overwhelming desire to take very long naps in sunny spots and complete inability to resist cardboard boxes regardless of size.
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