I'm glad I was born.
I like me--Do you like you?
// No, you obv don't. It's why you don't like me, either.
Discussion: The day you were born and why you detest it. When your birthday is/was. Why you can't tolerate self-acceptance. Why your outlet to society's rejection of you is pornographic indulgences--oh wait, that's me. Why you should say "happy birthday" to me even though it's not necessary, because I'm happy to be alive, despite how you feel about me.
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