I don't know if anyone's been paying attention to the comments on
the posts with Jar Jar and Sebulba, or if alot of people have
seen the artworks, but it was about time someone placed a forum
about these two.... whats the deal? who's worth fucking:

Jar Jar...

or...

Sebulba...

Take a side...May the Force be with you...

What does the survey say?

Whaaaaaat.

I would kill Jar Jar. I'm adamant that is one of the choices and I'm sticking by it.

I think I'll take the taun taun.
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I take the side that this thread is fucking dead already! >:|

thatoneclainetist said:

I take the side that this thread is fucking dead already! >:|

Nah. Its only been 6 hours since I first posted this thread. It gets better, trust me...|=J

I'd rather kill both of them.

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
I'd rather kill both of them.

Binks is mine. I've been betting he has a glass jaw since I was nine.

Heesa go down faast.

Peekaboo said:
I've seen the prequels, don't really remember these two. Is Sebulba from the original movies? Haven't seen those.

He's the guy who Anakin is made to almost crash by, and who he makes crash. His shoulder joints connect to his legs, and his hip joints connect to his arms. Mostly remembered for being the only character in the pod racing video game to have a weapon (a fireball attack of some sort from his racer) that lets you destroy enemy pod racers and force them to retire from the track.

Peekaboo said:

I've seen the prequels, don't really remember these two. Is Sebulba from
the original movies? Haven't seen those.

Sebulba appears in Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace. He's the one
that almost beats up Jar Jar, until Anakin (as a child) stops him. 123easy
was right about the podracing deal (Sebulba was a big problem for Anakin
trying to win the podrace; he always cheated ) but Sebulba's
alien species is known for walking on their hands, and using
their feet like hands (it's how they got around their original
planet.) Sebulba appears in that movie only. Jar Jar appears in Episodes 1, 2, & 3.

Ryuzaki Izawa said:

I'd rather kill both of them.

Okay, incase anyone didn't see the topic, the question was
who's worth fucking?

Peekaboo said:
The prequels were some of the worst movies I've ever seen, and the original ones seems pretty bad as well. Don't feel like you need to explain anything.

No problem ;) I understand.

Meh

TheHuskyK9 said:
Meh

Okay, Husky. Let me explain.

Sebulba is a Dug, a species known for walking on their hands and using
their feet for hands. Its how they navigated their home planet Malastare,
which is mostly jungle. See, Sebulba's made a living by winning podraces
(note that he cheats) Anakin encounters him by stopping him from beating
Up Jar Jar. They argue (in Huttese, native Tatooine language) and Sebulba
brags about squashing him in the podrace.

To make a long story short, Sebulba is an alien species who plays dirty,
never compliments anybody (always in a rude mood) and loves starting
fights. His alien species is known for rudeness, brutality, and cheating.
He did lose the podrace to Anakin.

Now for Jar Jar.

Jar Jar Binks is a Gungan living on the Naboo outskirts (he was banished
from Otto Gungar, the underwater home of the Gungans.) He soon encounters
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, who head to Boss Nass for a route to Naboo. To
fast-forward, they need to get Padmé to Coruscant, but with a sabotaged
ship, they stop at Tatooine for a ship part (where Jar Jar steps in poop,
gets zapped by a flux generator on Anakin's podracer, and spits out a piece
of wiupiupi in you-know-who's drink (hence the Jar Jar vs. Sebulba
encounter.

Translation, Jar Jar is a clumsy Gungan who does help in the CIS vs.
Gungans battle in Episode 1, and gets into politics as the Ambassador of
Otto Gungar/Naboo (why they gave him that title, I'll never understand
the sense of it.

There ya go! Jar Jar and Sebulba: biography in a sort of moderate-sized
nutshell!

RaddykkarRD7 said:
The good stuff

Oh I knew the characters already, I'm just not sure which one to choose :I

TheHuskyK9 said:
Oh I knew the characters already, I'm just not sure which one to choose :I

Well, Jar Jar is friendly, but does have an annoying voice. Sebulba has
a rude attitude, but hey...at least he didn't inhale helium.

Jar Jar has a humanoid uncircumcised pale-colored dick; Sebulba having an
exotic, caterpillar-like purple-colored dick.

I don't know if you're into feet, but that's obvious. Jar Jar: stubby,
Sebulba: appendage-like. Take your pick. =)

RaddykkarRD7 said:
Well, Jar Jar is friendly, but does have an annoying voice. Sebulba has
a rude attitude, but hey...at least he didn't inhale helium.

Jar Jar has a humanoid uncircumcised pale-colored dick; Sebulba having an
exotic, caterpillar-like purple-colored dick.

I don't know if you're into feet, but that's obvious. Jar Jar: stubby,
Sebulba: appendage-like. Take your pick. =)

Why not both?

TheHuskyK9 said:
Why not both?

You could take one, both, or neither.

Come on, people. What's your opinions? Come on,
don't be shy.

HydroggarizardRCHRDX said:
Come on, people. What's your opinions? Come on,
don't be shy.

You can have them both. I'll take Padme.

123easy said:
You can have them both. I'll take Padme.

You sicko.

123easy said:
You can have them both. I'll take Padme.

Pick one, both, or neither.
Come on... if you want, I'll give my opinion first..:-)

We'll discuss more tomorrow.
So tired. *growls softly* going to bed.
Goodnight everyone!!!=)

Hydroggarizard R.

HydroggarizardRCHRDX said:
Pick one, both, or neither.
Come on... if you want, I'll give my opinion first..:-)

Read between the lines and you'll know my choice.

Ummm... They are guys soooo..... Neither.

I'm not into gay relationships, considering I'm not gay.

123easy said:
Read between the lines and you'll know my choice.

Between what lines?

They're annoying little shits that I'd rather see put through a pod racer's engine pod, while I take Padme. That make it clearer to you?

I always thought Sebulba's podracer sounded the coolest and that if I ever had some sort of heavy metal spacecar it would sound like that.

That's my new answer and I am sure it will be satisfactory.

123easy said:
They're annoying little shits that I'd rather see put through a pod racer's engine pod, while I take Padme. That make it clearer to you?

Got it =)

Tangent said:
I always thought Sebulba's podracer sounded the coolest and that if I ever had some sort of heavy metal spacecar it would sound like that.

That's my new answer and I am sure it will be satisfactory.

You know, it's funny. I always thought the same thing...
Kinda like MW3 where you like a gun 'cause of its cool
sound effects. But great opinion! =)=)