What is one of your own famous quotes? If you don’t have one, give one that was said by a friend, family member, ext.

“Go ahead. Mi caca tú caca!” - to a friend who was visiting and asked to get a drink

My best quote that my family will probably never let me live down is one I said to my mother when I was an age of a child (I dunno, young)

My mother being a hefty woman was getting the laundry out of the bathroom when I was told by my father to go and shower because the bathroom was free at the time

My mother said "hold on let me get my little butt out of the way" where I responded as a kid would do so in a very honest way similar to a way certain drunk people would do because they speak before barely thinking:

"You don't have a little butt, i have a little butt, you've got a big butt"
-Fliphook

"you know what would be really funny" is the Moon Quote of impending doom. It's like my catchphrase at this point. My calling card. You hear me say this phrase and you immediately know some weird shit is gonna happen.
"Dude, you can't be saying that" also caught on with some of my friends after I put it in a comic.

A favorite quotes from one of my friends directed at me:

donovan ur head was literally born in your ass shut up

An older version is even used as my twitter banner