What is one of your own famous quotes? If you don’t have one, give one that was said by a friend, family member, ext.

“Go ahead. Mi caca tú caca!” - to a friend who was visiting and asked to get a drink

My best quote that my family will probably never let me live down is one I said to my mother when I was an age of a child (I dunno, young)

My mother being a hefty woman was getting the laundry out of the bathroom when I was told by my father to go and shower because the bathroom was free at the time

My mother said "hold on let me get my little butt out of the way" where I responded as a kid would do so in a very honest way similar to a way certain drunk people would do because they speak before barely thinking:

"You don't have a little butt, i have a little butt, you've got a big butt"
-Fliphook

"you know what would be really funny" is the Moon Quote of impending doom. It's like my catchphrase at this point. My calling card. You hear me say this phrase and you immediately know some weird shit is gonna happen.
"Dude, you can't be saying that" also caught on with some of my friends after I put it in a comic.

A favorite quotes from one of my friends directed at me:

donovan ur head was literally born in your ass shut up

An older version is even used as my twitter banner

I work construction, my two come whenever I’m about to do something that’s sketch or requires a look out

“Something, something, ghetto shit”

“Any day the come-a-long comes out is a good fucking day”

In chemistry class junior year of high school I sat with a group of four of my friends, and one of them would spend the entire period every day asleep and then randomly wake up and either say a stupid joke, ask a super random unrelated physics question, or get the teacher off on a pointless tangent that lasted the rest of class. One day while he was asleep, the teacher was talking about halides, and when she saw my friend asleep she got annoyed and said “Can YOU tell me what halides are?” and my friend sat up and without skipping a beat said “It’s when you walk into a room and turn on the lights and then you say ‘hey lights!’” And then went back to sleep. The rest of the room stayed completely silent but my friends and I absolutely lost it and laughed like maniacs for the entire rest of the period. From that point on we just made a joke of saying “Hey (random object)” every day

A few. One I came up with while playing Dead by Daylight and watching gens get repaired in seconds is, “Well, that was inevitable vegetable.” There’s two others that I say on occasion, but I don’t think I can say them here because they’re not SFW. XD

"If you were kidding you wouldn't need to let me know."

I'm actually paraphrasing that. It didn't even occur to me until adulthood to say that. I wish I thought of it much sooner because I would always beg my parents not to say that to me after they did. But needless to say when I said that my mother was certainly not amused.

My classmates had some pretty epic ones. One gathered these flashing football clipon accessories at a job fair, put them up and down his shirt, raised his arms and declared "I am the blinkmaster!" Deadpan and all. Definitely one of the most epic moments I've witnessed. And another had this little gem: "Drugs kill but herbs don't."

I don't have a famous quote, but I go by what my dad has said for so many years, answering a question if he is alright: "no, I'm half left."