Just curious to see what movie quotes live rent free in your head
Topic: Favorite movie quotes?
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"eat shit and die ricky."
"eat shit and live bill."
from sleepaway camp is a classic.
also from that movie "she's a real carpenter's dream! flat as a board and needs a screw!"
"Go shave yer balls, ya dusty old fart!" - Talladega Nights
That line just cracks me up all the time
And SOOOO many Spaceballs quotes to even think of
"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."
-C3PO, A New Hope
“This is Sammy Davis Jr. Jr... She is Grandfather's Seeing Eye bitch.”
- Everything is illuminated
This plays in my head every time I see a service dog
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
-Blazing Saddles.
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There are many fav quotes, but the ones that I have in my mind is from Full Metal Jacket none other than Sergeant Hartman: H-"Do you suck dicks?" ; P-"Sir, no, sir." ; H-"Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose." xD or : H-"Did your parents have any children that lived?" ; P-"Sir, yes, sir." ; H-"I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!" . I really feel sorry for Private Pyle :( but those line are amazing :)).
"See, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. Cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind if guy who wants to sit in a greasy spoon and think, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in a non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jello all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to. Okay, pal?"
—Edgar Friendly, Demolition Man.
Wesley's entire speech to Humperdink in "The Princess Bride."
wildlord said:
There are many fav quotes, but the ones that I have in my mind is from Full Metal Jacket none other than Sergeant Hartman: H-"Do you suck dicks?" ; P-"Sir, no, sir." ; H-"Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose." xD or : H-"Did your parents have any children that lived?" ; P-"Sir, yes, sir." ; H-"I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!" . I really feel sorry for Private Pyle :( but those line are amazing :)).
"I bet you're the kind of guy to fuck someone in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound. I'll be watching you!"
"Who's he?"
"He's an Asshole, sir."
"I knew that! What's his name?"
"That IS his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole."
"And his cousin?"
"He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's mate first class Phillip Asshole."
"How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?!"
(YO!)
*Looks around* "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing, assholes!"
Spaceballs
Rush Hour 3 - Mi and Yu
Whoever came up with this scene is a genius