To anyone having trouble translating japanese romaji to english. Do not use google translate.

Use this website which contains the translation and meaning of the romaji you wish to translate:

http://www.romajidesu.com/

(Aren't you surprised I'm not being an asshole? :P)

I personally use http://nihongo.j-talk.com but either should do the same thing.

Patch said:
Aren't you surprised I'm not being an asshole? :P

Don't worry Patch, we all love assholes here.