I'm bored, who else is bored? who wants to make some metaphors? don't leave me alone here ): I'll start with the 1st one!
(you can leave explanations if you want to)

xbox fan-boys beware.

The xbox 360 is like glass, inside of a suit of armor.
Because its a friggin' nightmare getting that thing open, because it broke itself somehow.

A book is like a movie, but in your head

I never metaphor I couldn't add one to and get five.

crackers said:
The xbox 360 is like glass, inside of a suit of armor.

TheHuskyK9 said:
A book is like a movie, but in your head

Actually, if you'll pardon the nitpicking, those are similes, not metaphors. Similes use "like" or "as" for their comparisons. Metaphors don't.

"Justin sneezed like an elephant gun on automatic." is a simile.

"The wind sighed sadly through the skeletons of trees swaying to an unheard Danse Macabre." is a metaphor. Yes, they can be a bit subtle.

They both are useful, so please don't think I'm getting after you. Instead, may I recommend (assuming the thread isn't locked) to expand the subject to metaphors and similes?

TheHuskyK9 said:
Inb4 thread lock
A book is like a movie, but in your head

A pillow is like a bed for your head.

Clawstripe said:
I never metaphor I couldn't add one to and get five.

Actually, if you'll pardon the nitpicking, those are similes, not metaphors. Similes use "like" or "as" for their comparisons. Metaphors don't.

"Justin sneezed like an elephant gun on automatic." is a simile.

"The wind sighed sadly through the skeletons of trees swaying to an unheard Danse Macabre." is a metaphor. Yes, they can be a bit subtle.

They both are useful, so please don't think I'm getting after you. Instead, may I recommend (assuming the thread isn't locked) to expand the subject to metaphors and similes?

I apologize! I payed more attention in history then in English. Thanks for your friendly correction.

crackers said:
I payed more attention in history then in English.

So did I

crackers said:
who wants to make some metaphors?

Furries are the cancer of the Internet.

Munkelzahn said:
Furries are the cancer of the Internet.

If you know what I mean.

A blonde is unlike a mosquito in the fact that a mosquito will stop sucking if you smack it.

Similes are like metahpors

Freaky Fred is a metaphor.