Now I know what you're thinking. "Birds? But their beaks are hard and pointy - how can do they anything with their mouths? They're tiny and fragile. They don't even have dangly bits!"

Well, guess what? We kiss just fine with our beaks, thank you.

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Also fuck you, we can suck dick just fine. We have technology.

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Anyone who's been love-nibbled and licked by a bird can attest that we are great bedmates. Also, we make cute noises. Sometimes, we make really loud noises. Even the biggest and baddest birds just melt in your arms. We're super smart too.

In addition, we don't need dangly bits to birdbang you into a coma.

Discuss why you're sexually attracted to me birds.

10/10 thread. No sarcasm, this made my day

tbh if avians can suck dick fine, they're alright with me
http://bit.ly/2hDv2y6

Final picture is invalidated evidence, you see stretching on the beak.

Case dismissed.

I used to have a bird friend not anymore though, I'm sad now.

EightyNine said:
Final picture is invalidated evidence, you see stretching on the beak.

Case dismissed.

I know talking about the birds and the bees makes you uncomfortable

it's okay, you're in a safe place

[color=GreenYellow]I'm into feral stuff so I don't really like birds.

[color=GreenYellow]Ofcourse there are some exceptions:

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Song and dance.

Lance_Armstrong said:
Song and dance.

Maybe join the Pirates of Penzance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TunwAqnZm4g

To the OP: I'm not really into birds myself sexually speaking, at least not real ones. I will say that I've always liked Falco Lombardi from StarFox like you mentioned in your original post, and I also find that some artists, like Ruaidri , do an outstanding job with anthro birds, such as in these pics below:

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I especially like the way he does the feathers. I wish I knew how to draw feathers like that. All soft and fluffy.

So I'm into anthro birds a bit.

They taste good

RusterFuck said:
They taste good

They taste just like chicken.

*Ba dum tiss*

I'd definitely want a taste of this.
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I'm good when they don't have separate wings and arms

Knotty_Curls said:
Well, guess what? We kiss just fine with our beaks, thank you.

Also fuck you, we can suck dick just fine. We have technology.

*looks down* you better be careful down there and hope nothing bad happens on accident. :/ those beaks can be rather sharp sometimes.

aside from such anatomy related risks, i like all things non-human. well, unless it's something really creepy (bugs! though changelings are kinda ok. freaky bug ponies) or really freaky (japan, 'nuff said).

Astra1223 said:
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nice pic, that could also count on my post in that thread about men.

RusterFuck said:
They taste good

Do you stuff them first?

treos said:
*looks down* you better be careful down there and hope nothing bad happens on accident. :/ those beaks can be rather sharp sometimes.

You mean like yours?

Knotty_Curls said:
They're tiny and fragile.

Not necessarily.

BlueDingo said:
You mean like yours?

you know, i never really gave that part of koopa anatomy much thought. maybe? could just be the case with certain species of koopa or the dry bones re-animated ones.

I just like 'em. They're cool

more like what doesn't factor your sexual attraction to birds amirite
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Of course subtle sexiness is a huge factor.

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Or just plain horny!

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Do harpies count?
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treos said:
those beaks can be rather sharp sometimes.

Not particularly so, certainly not as sharp as teeth. Beaks are for food collecting, preening, digging, and carrying. Not for cutting.

From personal experience, I'd say that only birds that have sharp beak are birds of prey -- and the hook is the only sharp part.

I'd be more worried of the talons.

JAKXXX3 said:
Do harpies count?
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YOU, YOU

THAT NO PICKLE PEE

BWAK

THAT NO PUMP A RUM

BirdCheese accounts for about 80% of my sexual attraction to birds. The remaining 20% is eggs and feathers and fluff.

We're all sexually attracted to birds now (this is non-negotiable) because at some point in time, we started making little stone bowls to watch them publicly bathe in.

And then we grew a tradition of questionable naming conventions including: tits, titmouse(s), boobies, swallows, cocks, cockatoos, cockatiels, peacocks, woodcocks, woodpeckers, dickcissels(?), shags, etc.

So that might've helped.

Calcutta said:
We're all sexually attracted to birds now (this is non-negotiable) because at some point in time, we started making little stone bowls to watch them publicly bathe in.

And then we grew a tradition of questionable naming conventions including: tits, titmouse(s), boobies, swallows, cocks, cockatoos, cockatiels, peacocks, woodcocks, woodpeckers, dickcissels(?), shags, etc.

So that might've helped.

Nutcracker.
Thrush.
Little Bustard.
Great Bustard.
Twite.
Blackcock.
Turdus Maximus.
Bugeranus.
Arses Insularis.
Botryotinia Fuckeliana (a fungus not a bird but I thought I'd like to add it!).
Poospiza Hypochondria.

Probably loads more.

rhyolite said:
Nutcracker.
Thrush.
Little Bustard.
Great Bustard.
Twite.
Blackcock.
Turdus Maximus.
Bugeranus.
Arses Insularis.
Botryotinia Fuckeliana (a fungus not a bird but I thought I'd like to add it!).
Poospiza Hypochondria.

Probably loads more.

I egret nothing about this.

But yeah, whether it's taxonomy or colloquialisms, I get the feeling people had a lot of fun naming things.

Calcutta said:
I egret nothing about this.

But yeah, whether it's taxonomy or colloquialisms, I get the feeling people had a lot of fun naming things.

Arsole, volva, slippery dick, pussytoes, titi monkey, gloriole.

It's not just a bird thing.

wow stop appropriating our culture

But fish and plants have been around longer than birds. If anything, you're appropriating them.

BlueDingo said:
But fish and plants have been around longer than birds. If anything, you're appropriating them.

Single celled organisms? Luxury!

wow are you hijacking my thread? jealous???

aurel said:
What factors your sexual attraction to amoeba?

Reproduction.

BlueDingo said:
Reproduction.

Are you The Thing?

I do wish more artists would stop depicting anthro birds with talons for arms though.

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Sometimes they're able to make these look okay, but for the most part it detracts from the image. Plus it looks like they were trying to get out of drawing wings.