(Is congested the right word for that?)

I tried to create a self made onahole with starch. It didn't work. I poured the half hardened starch in the sink, now the waste pipes are congested.

The plumber took 300€ but couldn't help at all.
Now I will have to get a better plumber with better equipment that will cost twice as much.

What a paaaaaaaainn
All my moneys!

Wow. Why would you even do that? And WHY would you pour STARCH down a DRAIN?

fdsfgssss

null0010 said:
Wow. Why would you even do that? And WHY would you pour STARCH down a DRAIN?

fdsfgssss

I am no good with mechanical stuff and common sense.
That's why I am into selfmade guys with common sense and the ability to fixe broken household stuff.

If you know you're no good with DIY stuff and you know you have no sense, why would you let yourself do something like this?????

You can get a fleshlight for 13 bucks online.

null0010 said:
You can get a fleshlight for 13 bucks online.

I could get like 50 of them for what I have to pay now.

Akkira said:
I could get like 50 of them for what I have to pay now.

Yeah. You could! Imagine that, pouring half-formed oobleck down a drain might damage it.

null0010 said:
Yeah. You could! Imagine that, pouring half-formed oobleck down a drain might damage it.

I kinda created something like that but microwaved it into a somewhat hard jelly.

Why would you pay a plumber for not fixing your plumbing?
Clearly you pay him nothing.

null0010 said:
Wow. Why would you even do that? And WHY would you pour STARCH down a DRAIN?

fdsfgssss

My exact same reaction.

Dude, the drain did the work for you. Just go hump your sink.

Hammie said:
Why would you pay a plumber for not fixing your plumbing?
Clearly you pay him nothing.

First thought that crossed me. Seriously. You could do that yourself if you don't bother gettign a little dirty. What the fuck?

So I guess baking soda and vinegar is out of the question...

furballs_dc said:
So I guess baking soda and vinegar is out of the question...

or a can of Coke? Seriously, you can polish chrome (not the browser) with it!

Or get muriatic/hydrochloric acid and add some pieces of aluminum in a bottle and shake it and leave it for an hour.

Or, if you want to do it the boring way, change the pipes.

Xch3l said:
or a can of Coke? Seriously, you can polish chrome (not the browser) with it!

Or get muriatic/hydrochloric acid and add some pieces of aluminum in a bottle and shake it and leave it for an hour.

Or, if you want to do it the boring way, change the pipes.

You will need to empty your pipes first. sorry...

even more hilarious that the complete stupidity of your actions, is your confession of it here.

are you single? I love a dumb twink! ;D

I'm a firm believer that everyone, especially men, should learn at least the basics of plumbing, carpentry and electrical work. The amount of time and money it can save you in the long run is invaluable.

That, and it'll hopefully prevent you from doing something as stupid as pouring starch down your sink.

Digital_Kindness said:
I'm a firm believer that everyone, especially men, should learn at least the basics of plumbing, carpentry and electrical work. The amount of time and money it can save you in the long run is invaluable.

That, and it'll hopefully prevent you from doing something as stupid as pouring starch down your sink.

I once broke the drain pipe of my kitchen while trying to fix it, broke the base of a wooden box while drilling holes on it to use it as a pot and blew like 2 or 3 circuit breakers while installing a lamp. Am I qualified?

Xch3l said:
I once broke the drain pipe of my kitchen while trying to fix it, broke the base of a wooden box while drilling holes on it to use it as a pot and blew like 2 or 3 circuit breakers while installing a lamp. Am I qualified?

Yup, if you're Tim Allen.

elad said:
even more hilarious that the complete stupidity of your actions, is your confession of it here.

are you single? I love a dumb twink! ;D

Dammit, I wanted to add somthing of that extent but didn't know how to fit it in!

helpless and slightly klutzy cutie hoping for a good plumber to properly lay out the pipes

Vagabond said:
Dammit, I wanted to add somthing of that extent but didn't know how to fit it in!

helpless and slightly klutzy cutie hoping for a good plumber to properly lay out the pipes

Plumber? I don't need any! I've saved the darn princess many times by myself

Xch3l said:
Plumber? I don't need any! I've saved the darn princess many times by myself

She obviously likes the giant turtle. She likes being captured.

furballs_dc said:
She obviously likes the giant turtle. She likes being captured.

Stupid Stockholm Syndrome

Why would you... wh-.. I can't even fathom why you would do that.

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The only logical choice is to burn the house down and move somewhere else so nobody has to deal with the clog.

Rusteee said:
The only logical choice is to burn the house down and move somewhere else so nobody has to deal with the clog.

I recomend the Little Inferno Entertainment Fireplace

Digital_Kindness said:
I'm a firm believer that everyone, especially men, should learn at least the basics of plumbing, carpentry and electrical work. The amount of time and money it can save you in the long run is invaluable.

That, and it'll hopefully prevent you from doing something as stupid as pouring starch down your sink.

What a wonderfully gendered statement, certainly men in particular should be knowledgeable of these things as they must fulfill their masculine gender role of being good at household handiwork, as opposed to suggesting that women and men have equally strong reasons for this knowledge. Certainly we can do more than to suggest that it is okay for women to sit back and be clueless while their house is serviced by a providing male.

In any case, as much as I am a fan of DIY stuff like this starch onahole, which I have seen tutorials for before and am thus not in abject shock like most other people seem to be, it really was a bad move to dump it in the drain. You didn't think it'd be best to dispose of it in the trash? Did you look to see if any particular materials, like salt or vinegar or something, could break it down if you poured it in the drain afterwards?

Valence said:
What a wonderfully gendered statement, certainly men in particular should be knowledgeable of these things as they must fulfill their masculine gender role of being good at household handiwork, as opposed to suggesting that women and men have equally strong reasons for this knowledge. Certainly we can do more than to suggest that it is okay for women to sit back and be clueless while their house is serviced by a providing male.

Don't get your pussy in a knot. My point was that everyone should have basic DIY knowledge, but if you're a man you have basically no excuse for not knowing how to fix a fucking sink.

But good attempt at making it out like I said women should sit back and helpless.

Bro, just a suggestion, (take a note)
Make your own Fleshlight thingy
1. get a cup, plastic or metal, thats long enough for your winky.
2. use 2 soft CLEAN sponges, such as those you would use to wash a car or boat.
3. line the inside of the cup with a strong material holding glue
4. shape out the sponges so that they line the inside of the cup, and set them in place with the glue
5. let it set for a while, and when you want to use it, pour in a ratio of about 3:1 lube to water into the cup and let the sponge soak it up
6. just jerk it out

I'll concede that, that was poorly phrased since you certainly didn't say such a thing. I'm just saying that it's a bit sexist to feel that men have a particular need to have DIY knowledge while women "have an excuse". Yes, it is the sad fact that this is how our modern culture works, a man without such knowledge will be chastised while a woman not knowing such things would just be shrugged off. However, I see no need to promote and perpetuate this ideology, the notion that any man or woman should have some sort of expectation placed upon them on the sole account of their gender.

"I'm not sexist. I'm just saying men need to know how to fix sinks."

Is this that "Internet logic" I've been hearing so much about?

(Jayfeather) said:
Bro, just a suggestion, (take a note)
Make your own Fleshlight thingy
1. get a cup, plastic or metal, thats long enough for your winky.
2. use 2 soft CLEAN sponges, such as those you would use to wash a car or boat.
3. line the inside of the cup with a strong material holding glue
4. shape out the sponges so that they line the inside of the cup, and set them in place with the glue
5. let it set for a while, and when you want to use it, pour in a ratio of about 3:1 lube to water into the cup and let the sponge soak it up
6. just jerk it out

Use a condom in the middle to avoid using litres of lube.

Digital_Kindness said:
I'm a firm believer that everyone, especially men, should learn at least the basics of plumbing, carpentry and electrical work.

Digital_Kindness said:
Don't get your pussy in a knot. My point was that everyone should have basic DIY knowledge, but if you're a man you have basically no excuse for not knowing how to fix a fucking sink.

But good attempt at making it out like I said women should sit back and helpless.

You really know how to dig your own grave.

But yeah, everyone, regardless of gender, either perceived or real, should have basic knowledge of everything and it doesn't matter if we are talking about carpentry, baking, tailoring, stitching, anatomy, math, physics, your native tongue, prosa, book keeping, driving stick/automatic, fireworks/explosives, chemistry, how to murder with a spoon and so on.
Knowledge is in itself invaluable but the next best reason to teach these things to your kids is the simple fact you can create a functioning human being with this and not the next Kim Kardashian or anybody else with the IQ of a broom handle.

NotMeNotYouMobile said:
Use a condom in the middle to avoid using litres of lube.

You really know how to dig your own grave.

But yeah, everyone, regardless of gender, either perceived or real, should have basic knowledge of everything and it doesn't matter if we are talking about carpentry, baking, tailoring, stitching, anatomy, math, physics, your native tongue, prosa, book keeping, driving stick/automatic, fireworks/explosives, chemistry, how to murder with a spoon and so on.
Knowledge is in itself invaluable but the next best reason to teach these things to your kids is the simple fact you can create a functioning human being with this and not the next Kim Kardashian or anybody else with the IQ of a broom handle.

Stop insulting the broom handle. =~.~=

Oh god please don't start this. The male form is naturally more predisposed to manual labor than the female. There's often a logical reason as to why certain social expectations exist. While anyone should be able to pursue whatever interests they may have, that doesn't negate the fact that it's generally a good idea to cultivate skills that play to one's inherent strengths.

So get off your high horses about these "sad facts of how our modern culture works." WE'RE DIFFERENT. We should have equal rights, protections, and opportunities, but no matter what your liberal arts professor may say to the contrary, absolute gender equality doesn't exist.

MaShCr said:
Oh god please don't start this. The male form is naturally more predisposed to manual labor than the female. There's often a logical reason as to why certain social expectations exist. While anyone should be able to pursue whatever interests they may have, that doesn't negate the fact that it's generally a good idea to cultivate skills that play to one's inherent strengths.

So get off your high horses about these "sad facts of how our modern culture works." WE'RE DIFFERENT. We should have equal rights, protections, and opportunities, but no matter what your liberal arts professor may say to the contrary, absolute gender equality doesn't exist.

Eh, show them everything to help them find their strengths and then help them train those strengths.
I'm not saying everybody needs to have a PhD in everything but basic manual labor like really simple carpentry can be done by both genders.
I'm also not talking about raising a house on your own as soon as you turn 16 or creating a fully working spaceshuttle to celebrate your 21st.

Akkira said:
(Is congested the right word for that?)

I tried to create a self made onahole with starch. It didn't work. I poured the half hardened starch in the sink, now the waste pipes are congested.

The plumber took 300€ but couldn't help at all.
Now I will have to get a better plumber with better equipment that will cost twice as much.

What a paaaaaaaainn
All my moneys!

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/4134/screenshot2013020403520.png

MaShCr said:
Oh god please don't start this. The male form is naturally more predisposed to manual labor than the female. There's often a logical reason as to why certain social expectations exist. While anyone should be able to pursue whatever interests they may have, that doesn't negate the fact that it's generally a good idea to cultivate skills that play to one's inherent strengths.

So get off your high horses about these "sad facts of how our modern culture works." WE'RE DIFFERENT. We should have equal rights, protections, and opportunities, but no matter what your liberal arts professor may say to the contrary, absolute gender equality doesn't exist.

We're different ON AVERAGE. That's a scientific fact.

1) A very large number of women, without any additional training, could snap you like a dry twig, and should definitely know how to fix a sink.

2) A very large number of men, even with additional training, are total fucking pansies, and couldn't turn a short-handled wrench to save their lives.

If you want to be sexist, just be sexist. Embrace whom you are, and own your own personality. If you are trying to justify yourself on the Internet (which is different from simply trying to convince others), then you're trying to convince yourself as well.

Men are usually better with that stuff. That's why I want a real man by my side...
I can fix things with a small scale: Electronics, computers, televisions etc. but I hate "mechanical" stuff like washing machines, plumbing or *shudder* CARS.
And he, he will fix the plumbing and get all dirty while repairing the car.
That's how I imagine it.

Anyways: They fixed it for no additional cost, I might even get the 300€ back from the insurance.
Everything went better than expected.

How did we get to this subject from a guy putting starch down a pipe cuz he wanted to bone it?

Laevateinn said:
How did we get to this subject from a guy putting starch down a pipe cuz he wanted to bone it?

Obviously women don't have this problem since many household objects can be used as a dildo. Which is clearly sexism.

Women have to deal with menstruation and a prejudicial, exploitative society every moment they are alive. Men have it easy.

Foobaria said:
Women have to deal with menstruation and a prejudicial, exploitative society every moment they are alive. Men have it easy.

k.

Straight white Republican Anglo-Saxon Christian men w/o disabilties have it easiest!
\o/

Foobaria said:
We're different ON AVERAGE. That's a scientific fact.

1) A very large number of women, without any additional training, could snap you like a dry twig, and should definitely know how to fix a sink.

2) A very large number of men, even with additional training, are total fucking pansies, and couldn't turn a short-handled wrench to save their lives.

If you want to be sexist, just be sexist. Embrace whom you are, and own your own personality. If you are trying to justify yourself on the Internet (which is different from simply trying to convince others), then you're trying to convince yourself as well.

But you just admitted that the majority of men and women do follow that rule. It doesn't matter how many exceptions there are; so long as they remain the minority, those social expectations remain justified.

And way to devolve into ad hominem name-calling just because you can't logically support your argument.

Foobaria said:
Women have to deal with menstruation and a prejudicial, exploitative society every moment they are alive. Men have it easy.

omg men's rights

MEN'S RIGHTS

MaShCr said:
But you just admitted that the majority of men and women do follow that rule. It doesn't matter how many exceptions there are; so long as they remain the minority, those social expectations remain justified.

And way to devolve into ad hominem name-calling just because you can't logically support your argument.

It is still stupid to say no woman is capable of doing so, give all people the same chances and let them then decide what fits them best, that way everyone wins and we can stop this discussion.

null0010 said:
omg men's rights

MEN'S RIGHTS

Crap, somebody call change.org.

Foobaria said:
Crap, somebody call change.org.

I have a nickel! n_n

Foobaria said:
Crap, somebody call change.org.

Der Kaiser’s Supermarkt in der Winsstraße (Prenzlauer Berg) richtet zwei familienfreundliche Supermarktkassen ohne Süßigkeiten, Alkohol und Zigaretten ein.

Denn die "aus den Augen, aus dem Sinn" Idee macht concerned mothers happy und sorgt dafür, dass ihre Bälger sicher nie Süßigkeiten, Alkohol und Zigaretten kaufen werden.

Hey, you found a forum bug! Whatever you did made strikethrough bleed to the rest of the page.

Foobaria said:
Hey, you found a forum bug! Whatever you did made strikethrough bleed to the rest of the page.

There is another trick to put the avatars to the right side, I haven'T figured it out though.

Oh shucks!
Tell me!

Seems to be the same reason, try to take the link out of your first post, Akkira, this should "repair" the avatars alignment.
I think.

Oh shit! Containment has been breached! It's spreading to the other threads!

I like how everyone looks like they were banned now.

OMG POSTING IN A LEGENDARY THREAD OMG

Yep, forum is borked.

Did... Did it work?
You can still see the posts you hide, so I don't know.

Akkira said:

Did... Did it work?
You can still see the posts you hide, so I don't know.

Is back to normal for me, you could also simply edit your post.
Or rather, you should be allowed to do so.

NotMeNotYou said:
Is back to normal for me, you could also simply edit your post.
Or rather, you should be allowed to do so.

I already hid it, that means I can't edit it and to unhide it you need admin rights. This thread is forever broken to me.

Akkira said:
I already hid it, that means I can't edit it and to unhide it you need admin rights. This thread is forever broken to me.

Nah, the new page will fix that.

Just like this.

Munkelzahn said:
Straight white Republican Anglo-Saxon Christian men w/o disabilties have it easiest!
\o/

YOUD BE FUCKING SUPRISED!
The top are overrun by the bottom man...

Xch3l said:
or a can of Coke? Seriously, you can polish chrome (not the browser) with it!

Or get muriatic/hydrochloric acid and add some pieces of aluminum in a bottle and shake it and leave it for an hour.

Or, if you want to do it the boring way, change the pipes.

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