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this news anchor just called someone a "golfaholic" and i cannot understand why that made me so existentially upset

Now THIS is the type of Spring/Summer Colorado weather I'm fucking talking about!

Hope it stays like this for the next 4 months.

Being a cashier/expeditor, you'll meet a lot of different peeps. I made a hot dog for a peep that was wearing a tanuki suit at a k-pop concert :V

I wonder what I'm gonna get today

I don't mean to put anyone in an uncomfortable spot but I just had THREE sex dreams these past 3 days in a row.

I wake up with a huge smile on my face. XD

These dreams that I have are rare. Most common dreams I have are casually arid.

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Hard to believe that such a kickass piece of music could come from a virtual pinball game of allthings

Oh shit! I have that game! Never played it, though as I don't have the console. Bought it for a buck on a pawn store while on vacation.

i took a 5 hour nap and i woke up feeling like im not real and my brains were replaced with cotton, slightly used condoms and dry macaroni

Stellaris further proves I am a sociopathic scientist who is perfectly willing to kill or let whole civilizations die to test my handiwork.

To quote A Postmodern Reader, 'Science never sacrifices itself; it is always murderous.'

In response to blip #69921

@Ryuzaki_Tritium: What's so wrong with Ifunny?

I know the user base is toxic, but that happens anywhere with loose moderation, and if your argument is that they just post memes from other sites, think real hard about what e621 is.

In response to blip #69934

@kamimatsu: Her insight can likewise be appreciated. But you can't just say the actual inventors of computers didn't contribute so much because she suggested the idea. That's what I mean to convey.

I want to become an artist but I have one problem: I don't know what to draw...

Anyone got suggestions?

The only thing I probabl wouldn't be able to draw would be fetishy stuff like feces, urine, farts, ridiculously oversized parts, etc.

In response to blip #69919

@W0LFB3AT5: That was the top comment on the place I got that picture too, really the only reason the picture even featured Alaska is cause it's so big, the US's non-mainland states get a raw deal.