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"I've been hit! I'm dying....." *rolls over*

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ippiki ookami
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Score: 114
User: msc
Date: April 30, 2007

that is a fat ass ferret

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SNIPER!

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His roommate ate all the peanut butter and then stuck it back in the pantry. I'd be pissed, too.

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ippiki_ookami said:
that is a fat ass ferret

It's not fat, believe me. My bro use to have one and that thing was almost all fur

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It's cute because that's how they act when they're playing xD They run around and then do little barrel rolls if they perceive something as a toy.
Adorable<3

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n n
Member
6 years ago

I want one!

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xD omg what the hell is it doing?
it's intimidated by that jar of peanut butter!
xD

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ionproudfang said:
It's not fat, believe me. My bro use to have one and that thing was almost all fur

Oh no, he's a very fat Ferret. I've handled plenty of them and you can see that gut quite well on this guy ^^

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Kumu
Member
6 years ago

ippiki_ookami said:
that is a fat ass ferret

It just ate an entire jar of peanut butter. That goes right to the hips you know...

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Ferrets are natures crack addicts. Well, they act like their always high.

My ferret does this all the time its fun to watch.

MrBEST said:
ferrets suck if you have little cats they will rip their heads off true story happened to my cats the little bastard just came to the kittens when the mother was eating and cracked their heads and left them dead.

Way to keep animals seperated until they are older :)

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MrBEST said:
ferrets suck if you have little cats they will rip their heads off true story happened to my cats the little bastard just came to the kittens when the mother was eating and cracked their heads and left them dead.

It's called 'owning a predatory animal'. My dog has caught and killed chickens and a baby bird before. It isn't that she's evil or mean, she's a predator. She's also the sweetest dog on three legs. =) Just because you think kittens are cute doesn't mean they don't look like hamburgers to the rest of the animal population.

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I think it meant to do a barrelroll BEHIND the corner but misjudge the distance.

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ippiki_ookami said:
that is a fat ass ferret

never seen a ferret that big

ionproudfang said:
It's not fat, believe me. My bro use to have one and that thing was almost all fur

thats hudge normally there 2 inches around

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Also keep in mind that the ferret is bristling. The fur is puffed out as much as it can be.

Also. Why are we discussing the girth of a ferret on a site dedicated almost completely to furry porn. Enjoy the cute >:I

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That, is a wiggleflump.

Could be a good name for a ferret. Wiggleflump!

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le ferret sees le wild peanutbutter jar "OMG OMG OMG! WHAT DO IT DO??!! I GOT IT!! ILL PLAY DEAD!!" XD lol or WILD BEANUT BUTTER JAR USED MOVE, FERRET GETS A HEART ATACK, ITS SUPER EFECTIVE, FERRET FAINTED!

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..... drags are powerful stuff

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WARDANCE! :D

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when they get mad or excited they get all poofy like that and they start to do the mad ferret dance it funny as hell

Why is this so fucking cute

thats a fat furry ferret xD

ShadowChix said:
thats a fat furry ferret xD

It's not fat, that is actually average size.
*insert sex joke here.*

Do a barrel roll!
*flump*
Is that it?

"No! ...No!"

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Sonrisa said:
It's called 'owning a predatory animal'. My dog has caught and killed chickens and a baby bird before. It isn't that she's evil or mean, she's a predator. She's also the sweetest dog on three legs. =) Just because you think kittens are cute doesn't mean they don't look like hamburgers to the rest of the animal population.

Especially if we're talking about dwarves. They LOVE their kitten burgers.

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Explikit said:
It's cute because that's how they act when they're playing xD They run around and then do little barrel rolls if they perceive something as a toy.
Adorable<3

When my ferret plays he will run sideways with his mouth open and run into stuff. Ferrets are so cute!!! :3

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All of these comments XD
I'ma just leave that tag rigghhtttt there.

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2HOT5me

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No one is going to comment on the brand name?

Sorrowless said:
No one is going to comment on the brand name?

I don't understand what you mean, I just think this is a really cute jif.

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FERRET!!!! *Rave music plays*

I CKUEDCFR

A wild peanut butter appeared!

Ferret is confused!

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ippiki_ookami said:
that is a fat ass ferret

"I'm not fat! It's all this fur, it's poofy."

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Ferret.mov has been moved or corrupted.

That's a big ferret.

Ferret: I'M UNDER ATTACK!!! FALL BACK!!!

Is this an animated Jif?

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