"Better not let the wife catch us being… ’intimate’," said the rokurokubi sadly as she loosened her grip on the stallion. "Just my luck. First guy in a long time to not scream like a little filly and he’s married."
Shining Armor smirked. "If you ever met my sister," he said as he wiped the lipstick from his cheek, "you’d know why you’re about a two out of ten on the Weird-Stuff-I’ve-Seen-O-Meter".