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capable of paying the rent.

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masterwave said:
Not calling myself a cenobite but... no pain... no game? idk lol, neosporin always fixes this "problem" ^.^

Hahhahaa... No... that's not really the problem.

A bit of back story: I adopted a kitty who'd be abandoned. She was on the streets for 3 days before we saved her. When we took her to the vet, he said she wasn't pregnant. He was wrong. :P

Now, the way this works for cats is, somewhere around the time the kittens are weaned, momma goes back into heat-- gotta keep kitten production going! That said, I didn't want to have to do two or three trips to the vet so we didn't get her spayed until the kittens were old enough (several months old... it can be done sooner, of course, but a few months is, last I knew 'ideal' for this.) ... a female cat will naturally spend 1-7 days in heat and 1-2 weeks out of heat. This means she spends a lot of time in heat.

Okay. For one? going in and out of heat is hard on a kitty. In nature, she's supposed to be getting pregnant every time she turns around, so continually failing to do so is hard on her body. also it increases her risk of certain types of cancer or illness. (this is about 10 times truer for a doggo. Please spay your girl puppers before they go into heat. )

THe actual act of being in heat is.... frustrating. We'd be watching TV and she starts rubbing her face against Her Chosen Person SO hard you worry that she's going to gouge her little eyes out on your toenails. Or your fingers. or your face. or the table. Or the dog. Any time you touch her, she is suddenly in the PLEASE FUCK ME OH MY GOD position, which is really awkward when your neighbor's come over to say hello and kitty's suddenly trying to back dat ass up into her face.

She will NOT shut up. There's lots of little meows and squeaks. but also the MRRROWW MRRROOOOOOOOOOWL RROOOOOOWL RRAAAAOOOWL" that means "WHY WON'T A MAN COME FUCK ME??" "HERE I AM COME FUCK ME!" At night especially. next to the bed. And when you say "Kitty, please shut up." she leaps on the bed, starts shoving her ass in your face and begging for love.

Okay, you say, maybe that's not so bad... but then there's everything else. She pees everywhere. You think males are the only cats to pee everywhere? oh no, the girls do it too. that's her way of saying "Looking for a good time? Call 1-800-FUCKACAT!" She won't stop pacing, and squirming and moving. her body says that she needs to DO something but there's no outlet for it. She will try her damned to bolt out the front door when you're not looking. She won't come back when you wave the tuna can at her. She doesn't care about tuna. she doesn't care about food. Only sex. And finding it. there's no sex here. Why isn't there sex?


Furrin_Gok said:
I initially thought you were talking about kass_(zelda), but there's also kassen_akoll, who is nicknamed Kass. Which one were you referring to?

kass_(zelda) of course :D


SnowWolf said:
Hahhahaa... No... that's not really the problem.

A bit of back story: I adopted a kitty who'd be abandoned. She was on the streets for 3 days before we saved her. When we took her to the vet, he said she wasn't pregnant. He was wrong. :P

Now, the way this works for cats is, somewhere around the time the kittens are weaned, momma goes back into heat-- gotta keep kitten production going! That said, I didn't want to have to do two or three trips to the vet so we didn't get her spayed until the kittens were old enough (several months old... it can be done sooner, of course, but a few months is, last I knew 'ideal' for this.) ... a female cat will naturally spend 1-7 days in heat and 1-2 weeks out of heat. This means she spends a lot of time in heat.

Okay. For one? going in and out of heat is hard on a kitty. In nature, she's supposed to be getting pregnant every time she turns around, so continually failing to do so is hard on her body. also it increases her risk of certain types of cancer or illness. (this is about 10 times truer for a doggo. Please spay your girl puppers before they go into heat. )

THe actual act of being in heat is.... frustrating. We'd be watching TV and she starts rubbing her face against Her Chosen Person SO hard you worry that she's going to gouge her little eyes out on your toenails. Or your fingers. or your face. or the table. Or the dog. Any time you touch her, she is suddenly in the PLEASE FUCK ME OH MY GOD position, which is really awkward when your neighbor's come over to say hello and kitty's suddenly trying to back dat ass up into her face.

She will NOT shut up. There's lots of little meows and squeaks. but also the MRRROWW MRRROOOOOOOOOOWL RROOOOOOWL RRAAAAOOOWL" that means "WHY WON'T A MAN COME FUCK ME??" "HERE I AM COME FUCK ME!" At night especially. next to the bed. And when you say "Kitty, please shut up." she leaps on the bed, starts shoving her ass in your face and begging for love.

Okay, you say, maybe that's not so bad... but then there's everything else. She pees everywhere. You think males are the only cats to pee everywhere? oh no, the girls do it too. that's her way of saying "Looking for a good time? Call 1-800-FUCKACAT!" She won't stop pacing, and squirming and moving. her body says that she needs to DO something but there's no outlet for it. She will try her damned to bolt out the front door when you're not looking. She won't come back when you wave the tuna can at her. She doesn't care about tuna. she doesn't care about food. Only sex. And finding it. there's no sex here. Why isn't there sex?

ikr? these primal instincts’re almost too good to be real~!
( 灬♥ 3 ♥灬)


Someone who isn't an asshole.

SnowWolf
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masterwave said:
ikr? these primal instincts’re almost too good to be real~!
( 灬♥ 3 ♥灬)

ikr?

A cat wife eternally in heat-- eternally, as in, sex doesn't make her stop experiencing heat like it would for a real cat... Not only would she be unhealthy as a result, but she would be constantly and aggressivly needy. "Oh but I like sex, it's fine." you say... but you only say that because you haven't spent the three months not being able to sleep more than 2 hours at a time because she needs more sex NOW. Your job performance is dropping because you're not getting enough sleep. You're tired all the time. When you're awake it's worse. She wants it even more. She hates it when you go to work. she can't go out on her own because she doesn't trust herself to not fuck a random stranger in walmart or at the gasstation. with the sheer biological imperative of SEX NOW, it's basicaly inevitable that some day, some time, she'll cheat on you.. But I mean, I guess if that floats your boat, that's cool for you.

Me, I like sleeping. I'd rather have a cat wife who has regular heat cycles who occasionally wakes me up, rather than one who is constantly, eternally needing dick NOW.

But you're welcome to have your fantasies :)


Wow, that anecdote validates a sci-fi short I did once involving disastrous consequences from an attempt to link human minds with animal ones, in an effort to supplement human instincts (for war).

I've never owned pets as an adult, and growing up all of our pets were spayed/neutered. It's really weird to hear about how strong the urge to procreate really can be in animals.


Real, and even then they'd probably not be interested in me

SnowWolf
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ikdind said:
Wow, that anecdote validates a sci-fi short I did once involving disastrous consequences from an attempt to link human minds with animal ones, in an effort to supplement human instincts (for war).

I've never owned pets as an adult, and growing up all of our pets were spayed/neutered. It's really weird to hear about how strong the urge to procreate really can be in animals.

Awesome! I think any creature woudl struggle if they suddenly had to deal with the instincts of another animal. instincts are weird and uncomfortable. "THat looks dangerous" is fine, but how about things like "I need to wash my hands, they're dirty" or "My fur is dusty, I have to be clean"

and so many things are contradictory. and it's hard to tell what a healthy instinct is, versus an unhealthy one. :)

Your story sounds pretty aweosme though :) Definetly validated, in theory at least :D

(a real cat wife though, would go out of heat after being, ahem, fulfilled. ... so.. would go in and out of cycle pretty normally. and have a need of sex every 2-3 weeks... That said, that cycle might be extended due to a blending with human DNA... alternatively,they'd probably find 'kitty birth control' to make that not a necessity.. or simply masturbation could sold the problem, for a week or two.


SnowWolf said:
ikr?

A cat wife eternally in heat-- eternally, as in, sex doesn't make her stop experiencing heat like it would for a real cat... Not only would she be unhealthy as a result, but she would be constantly and aggressivly needy. "Oh but I like sex, it's fine." you say... but you only say that because you haven't spent the three months not being able to sleep more than 2 hours at a time because she needs more sex NOW. Your job performance is dropping because you're not getting enough sleep. You're tired all the time. When you're awake it's worse. She wants it even more. She hates it when you go to work. she can't go out on her own because she doesn't trust herself to not fuck a random stranger in walmart or at the gasstation. with the sheer biological imperative of SEX NOW, it's basicaly inevitable that some day, some time, she'll cheat on you.. But I mean, I guess if that floats your boat, that's cool for you.

Me, I like sleeping. I'd rather have a cat wife who has regular heat cycles who occasionally wakes me up, rather than one who is constantly, eternally needing dick NOW.

But you're welcome to have your fantasies :)

more fanfic plz, this is really hawt.

Having to literally give it my all just to knock her out into an erotic sleep. WEW. This will become a reality.


ccpd said:
capable of paying the rent.

Understandable


Bunny girl with big feet would be pretty great too.


SnowWolf said:
Awesome! I think any creature woudl struggle if they suddenly had to deal with the instincts of another animal. instincts are weird and uncomfortable. "THat looks dangerous" is fine, but how about things like "I need to wash my hands, they're dirty" or "My fur is dusty, I have to be clean"

and so many things are contradictory. and it's hard to tell what a healthy instinct is, versus an unhealthy one. :)

Your story sounds pretty aweosme though :) Definetly validated, in theory at least :D

Ha ha, yeah, the idea in the story was for front-line soldiers to adopt the "danger sense", reaction time, and (they hoped) sense of loyalty (because they were using canines in their trial). And things worked! ...mostly! ...for just a little too long, and then "spring fever" hit hard, and everybody started dying.

A few other things happen as well, dancing around the central theme that the human mind is a delicate balance, and mixing other things in there deserves a lot of due diligence.

I wonder if those lab mice that were doped with human brain cells dream of sheep made of cheese...


SnowWolf said:
(a real cat wife though, would go out of heat after being, ahem, fulfilled. ... so.. would go in and out of cycle pretty normally. and have a need of sex every 2-3 weeks... That said, that cycle might be extended due to a blending with human DNA... alternatively,they'd probably find 'kitty birth control' to make that not a necessity.. or simply masturbation could sold the problem, for a week or two.

A "catgirl" or any other anthro could be considered to have well over 90% human DNA, and only a few percent of the DNA taken from the other animal. They are mostly bipedal humanoids with human features, sometimes with breasts that look more like a human's, etc. Humans already have tailbones, ready to be reused with a few mutations. If anyone creates an anthro, they will be able to control how the creature's reproductive cycle works, even if it ends up infertile with human partners.

ikdind said:
I wonder if those lab mice that were doped with human brain cells dream of sheep made of cheese...

You might like these:

https://e926.net/forum/show/140169
https://e926.net/forum/show/215904

also:

https://e926.net/forum/show/228181
https://e926.net/forum/show/250389

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Lance_Armstrong said:
A "catgirl" or any other anthro could be considered to have well over 90% human DNA, and only a few percent of the DNA taken from the other animal. They are mostly bipedal humanoids with human features, sometimes with breasts that look more like a human's, etc. Humans already have tailbones, ready to be reused with a few mutations. If anyone creates an anthro, they will be able to control how the creature's reproductive cycle works, even if it ends up infertile with human partners.

Actually.. *grins* ... You've got to remember that all of us here on earth (except maybe platypuses) are all coming from the same roots. Human-ancestors diverged from cat-ancestores about 100 million years ago.

All humans are 99.5% identical. Or more. :) .5% deviation is the biggest there is among humanity. Chimps are 98% 'the same'.... Cats... Cats as 90% identical to humans already... sooo... ;)

The thing is, masterwave just linked a picture and said "and always in heat" ... So we don't know if she's a cat-human hybrid, or perhaps a cat-alien, or a cat that has evolved to be bipedal, a fantasy race, like the Khajit.

The linked character is from the franchise T.U.F.F. Puppy, and is about a dog spy in the city of Petropolis, which is populated by anthropomorphic animals. This shows seems to contain cats, dogs, lizards, birds, insects, and fish and it's citizens seem to be semi-anthro, but with variation to both the anthro and feral sides alike. Thus, it's unreasonable to say that the character in question is a blending of human and cat DNA.

And, since Masterwave said "always in heat"... ;)

that said, as for a real life cat wife, those are pretty safe assumptions but who knows.. biology is pretty weird.


SnowWolf said:

The thing is, masterwave just linked a picture and said "and always in heat" ... So we don't know if she's a cat-human hybrid, or perhaps a cat-alien, or a cat that has evolved to be bipedal, a fantasy race, like the Khajit.

She, like others, are evolved felines; simply another species, in this case a common cat, that reached a sentient form. Of course, cartoons like to make every anthro a plantigrade regardless of if they're suppose to be digitigrade or even an unguligrade, and have a planet that just so happens to be lucky enough for all other animals to reach sentient form, at the same time. I like to keep it sci-fi, in the sense that another planet's inhabitants evolved like we did, not much more. So "cat aliens" are likely the one you mean, if we have the same definition.

Anyways, aw yes... a soul mate that sees eye to eyes, from sexy fun times, to how to have fun in general. Just a minute after post-coital tristesse, but instead of sadness it's peace and relaxation, we feel we can start alllll over again...

ᵗʰᵉⁿ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖˡᵃⁿᵉᵗ >:⁾


SnowWolf said:
All humans are 99.5% identical. Or more. :) .5% deviation is the biggest there is among humanity. Chimps are 98% 'the same'.... Cats... Cats as 90% identical to humans already... sooo... ;)

The chimp number has been revised downward in another study. But that's NOT what I'm talking about when I say "well over 90% human DNA" (actually "genes").

Draw a number line, with a house cat, lion, otter, dog, wolf, etc. at the 0, and human at 100. I'm saying that the anthro will be at the 90+ mark, depending on the species. That means that if a cat is exactly 90% similar to a human like you say, the cat anthro may be 99% similar to a human (10% of 90 plus 90% of 100 equals 99) or greater.

An engineered anthro would likely share many more genes with a human than a human does with a chimpanzee, because the anthro would likely have the same average body size, upright bipedal gait, hands capable of manipulating door knobs and tools, human-level intelligence, honkers, etc.