I have trouЫe wiтh my кeyboard

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Ijerk
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9 days ago

Try using comic sans.


Cover your speakers with bubble wrap.


Problem's between chair and keyboard.


"HAY GUISE I DISCOVERED THIS NEAT PROGRAM IN WINDOWS CALLED CHARACTER MAP" the thread, basically.

Mutisija
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User: Jaal_Ama_Darav
Date: March 14, 2017

1. open computer
2. grab the thing
3. tear it out

this should fix the problem

Clawdragons
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9 days ago

The problem is with your binary. Too many zeroes, not enough ones.

I can order you more ones, but it'll cost you.


Clawdragons said:
The problem is with your binary. Too many zeroes, not enough ones.

I can order you more ones, but it'll cost you.

Order within the next 15 minutes and you can get a complimentary set of twos.

treos
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User: Itoruna
Date: August 16, 2016

*insert Ctrl+Alt+F4 joke here.*

o.O or maybe it was just Alt+F4? i don't remember.


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Blow on the cartridge


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..FUCK. >.<


I'm inclined to do to this thread what I did to my profile but that might be taking it too far

leomole
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User: Onii-chan
Date: May 09, 2014

Just turn your monitor upside down duh.


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leomole said:
Just turn your monitor upside down duh.

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in CPU fan.


Have you tried using the On-Screen Keyboard?

Munkelzahn
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8 days ago

young people today, so immature
/me waves walking stick


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My keyboard keeps getting drunk and landing me in trouble.

aurel
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8 days ago

rhyolite said:
My keyboard keeps getting drunk and landing me in trouble.

yes, i got that problem too, I spilled vodka on my keyboard, and NotMeNotYou landed me a red bar.


Zenti said:
Your pc needs more ram

Omg, now i have 256GB ram. Sorry, i gotta go. My phone needs more megapixels.


aurel said:
yes, i got that problem too, I spilled vodka on my keyboard, and NotMeNotYou landed me a red bar.

My keyboard disables the mouse even though I have palm check off. Tried Googling it. Every result is someone telling me to Google it.

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User: Anomynous
Date: October 10, 2007

I think there might be a problem in the keyboard actuator. Have you considered replacing it?


Well, it's all very complicated Emfierro

I think it's got the piston rod stuck in the drive shaft. Either that or the carburator's rusted out or something.

leomole
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User: Onii-chan
Date: May 09, 2014

No no, it's the keyboard backlight fluid. It's run out. Go to your nearest Best Buys and ask for some more.


I cleaned my keyboard and I think I think I put a key up wrong.
Now I don't know which, it's a real qucking nuisance.