Ash_Gashum said:
Tucker Carlson Tonight: He has been utterly destroying liberal professors, students and SJW's

I wouldn't call them liberal. Their views seem to be closer to a once-dead party that referred to itself as "National Socialist".


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The Young Turks: I like their honest and objective reportin........hahahahahaha

right...honest and objective...

edit: while exploring the raven rock mines on solstheim (skyrim special edition)...

*kills a giant spider* 5 seconds later in a hall *the air spontaneously combusts on me* wth did I do?! o_O oh, must've been a gas leak and me with my torch out. oops lol

least it killed another spider and barely singed my hp.


Five Nights in the Weekends.

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treos said:
while exploring the raven rock mines on solstheim (skyrim special edition)...

*kills a giant spider* 5 seconds later in a hall *the air spontaneously combusts on me* wth did I do?! o_O oh, must've been a gas leak and me with my torch out. oops lol

least it killed another spider and barely singed my hp.

That's one way to look at the bright side of a heated situation which would be every side given the situation. "Sure, I just got incinerated 'coz I had my torch out in a room full of gas, but at least that spider got what was comin' to 'em."


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I wouldn't call them liberal. Their views seem to be closer to a once-dead party that referred to itself as "National Socialist".

Meh. More communist than anything, really. There isn't a shred of nationalism between the lot of them. They do crib a lot of moves from the NatSoc/Fascist playbook, though.

"The fascists of the future will call themselves antifascists." - Winston Churchill

On that note, Winston Churchill makes me laugh. Funny guy.

EDIT: Actually, what makes me laugh even harder is when deranged people post shit on Twitter about how a rock dropped from the moon has the power of 100 nuclear bombs. And this deranged person is running for office soon. On a Democratic ticket. Tippity top kek.


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The thrilling sequel to Half-Life 2

Someone actually made "Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction" into a short game with RPG Maker.

I'm personally hoping to make a parody in the form of a well-written rewrite from Jim's annoyed point of view managing the Physicist that somehow got a Ph.D. Gordan Freement's lines will remain unchanged.


Just had some guy in a hoodie come up and try the lock on my apartment's front door, then give a halfhearted knock.

Claims he was here to pick someone up.

Haha, you think I'm dumb? That's funny. I know when I just got cased.


So apparently President Trump has declared March 2017 Irish-American History Month.

This is sending Twitter feminists into conniptions. Holy shit, I can't stop laughing. It's great.


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So apparently President Trump has declared March 2017 Irish-American History Month.

This is sending Twitter feminists into conniptions. Holy shit, I can't stop laughing. It's great.

Out of all the gifts I imagined I would get for my birthday, a month on the calendar was not one of them. It's early, but appreciated. It doesn't make up for everything else, but it's still appreciated.


BlueDingo said:
That's one way to look at the bright side of a heated situation which would be every side given the situation. "Sure, I just got incinerated 'coz I had my torch out in a room full of gas, but at least that spider got what was comin' to 'em."

lol at least it didn't trigger a cave-in. gas pockets, cave-ins, gotta be careful when exploring caves and mines in skyrim.

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lol at least it didn't trigger a cave-in. gas pockets, cave-ins, gotta be careful when exploring caves and mines in skyrim.

Or real life, where there's no extra lives or reset button. Being trapped in a pitch black hole with a limited air supply laced with coal dust is a good way to give someone claustrophobia.


(watchdogs) potential crime in progress...

me: *hacks a nearby camera to watch the victim* few seconds later... *stops watching and walks away a bit*

victim: GET OUT OF MY HEAD! *attacks nearby woman* YOU ATE MY KIDS!

me: o_O wtf just happened?! lol damn man...wtf?

that was right out of left field. he was a victim alright, a victim of some form of mental problem.


treos said:
(watchdogs) potential crime in progress...

me: *hacks a nearby camera to watch the victim* few seconds later... *stops watching and walks away a bit*

victim: GET OUT OF MY HEAD! *attacks nearby woman* YOU ATE MY KIDS!

me: o_O wtf just happened?! lol damn man...wtf?

that was right out of left field. he was a victim alright, a victim of some form of mental problem.

I've seen others like that.

"Alien! It's an alien!"
"You can't eat my soul!"
"She's a witch!"
"Robots! Robots everywhere!"


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I've seen others like that.

"Alien! It's an alien!"
"You can't eat my soul!"
"She's a witch!"
"Robots! Robots everywhere!"

think i saw the soul one not long after the "ate my kids" one. the robot one sounds like something related to that "alone" digital trip minigame. speaking of, i wonder what minigames are in the 2nd game and if theres one as good as the spider tank. that one was fun and well made. just gotta watch if you jump up to a roof as you might sometimes over jump it if you don't slow down mid-jump.


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the robot one sounds like something related to that "alone" digital trip minigame.

It might be the conspiracy one. Alone seems too tailor-made to fit Aidan, especially considering the PA system has Nichole.

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This TL:DR video. It's always funny to see people getting caught performing the technological equivalent of plagiarism (ie. claiming inventions and technology are theirs when they aren't).

Them: Give us back our music genres.
Me: Sure, right after you give us back our instruments, which is pretty much all you use. Let's see how good your jazz sounds when all you've got to play are claves, drums, xylophones and didgeridoos.

A comparison of traditional music from different regions of the world, because they are performed with instruments that actually come from those regions. These may not be the best examples and I encourage you to suggest better ones.

Aboriginal traditional music
African traditional music
European traditional music
Japanese traditional music (Not related to the TL:DR video, I just felt like adding it in.)


In Fallout 4, I glitched the Lorenzo's Artifact mod for the gamma gun into a flamer. I can't help but lose it every time I launch a Super Mutants or power armored raider hundreds of feet into the air while on fire with it.

The weapon is so OP, I killed and launched a Deathclaw using only one hit selection in V.A.T.S. with it.


I'm blessed with finding lots of things funny. A good one that I can think of right now is foreigners like North-Americans eating licorice. They usually retch from the stuff.

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Trump is a furry artist.

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A good one that I can think of right now is foreigners like North-Americans eating licorice. They usually retch from the stuff.

The foreigners or the Americans?

I like watching foreigners eat vegemite. The reactions are priceless.


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Trump is a furry artist.

The foreigners or the Americans?

I like watching foreigners eat vegemite. The reactions are priceless.

Americans. Most of them have a hard time keeping a piece of salt licorice in their mouths. Probably a lot of other nationalities with the same reaction but I can't remember seeing it.


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Americans. Most of them have a hard time keeping a piece of salt licorice in their mouths. Probably a lot of other nationalities with the same reaction but I can't remember seeing it.

What the heck is Salt Licorice? I thought you were referring to like, Red Vine.

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What the heck is Salt Licorice?

This, apparently.

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Americans. Most of them have a hard time keeping a piece of salt licorice in their mouths.

Most mammals are picky eaters by nature, and that includes humans. Our brains are hard-wired to think that anything completely new tastes bad, because it might be toxic. So yeah, most foreigners have that reaction, and it tends to be pretty funny.

I couldn't live without salt licorice, but that's just because I'm used to it.

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I couldn't live without salt licorice, but that's just because I'm used to it.

I've never tried it. If it's anything like vegemite then I should be able to handle it.

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I've never tried it. If it's anything like vegemite then I should be able to handle it.

Huh. I never realized it before, but that's actually pretty close. Salt licorice is like vegemite, just a bit more tangy and less malty. It's commonly used as an ice cream flavor over here, and occasionally in pastries.


Genjar said:
Huh. I never realized it before, but that's actually pretty close. Salt licorice is like vegemite, just a bit more tangy and less malty. It's commonly used as an ice cream flavor over here, and occasionally in pastries.

If that's so then I should try vegemite some time.

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Watching this TL:DR video, getting to the part where he briefly describes the "beat" function on one of them (around the 9:10 mark) and wondering what would happen if certain songs are played.

First song I thought of.


I have an old love for misheard lyrics, google translate lyrics and parody dubs.

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I have an old love for misheard lyrics

Who doesn't like a good mondegreen? Related video.

♪No dogs orgasm in the classroom.