Clawdragons
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The Failures of Rule 34

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I'm a fan of Rule 34.

When I say that I mean that I often find rule 34 porn that I find very sexy (Pokemon, Puzzle and Dragons, Monster Hunter all come to mind), but also that seeing rule 34 of things, even when those things are not relevant to my personal interests, nonetheless makes me happy.

So to that end, I thought it might be fun to see what things rule 34 has failed to apply to. That is, things of which, to the best of anyone's ability to determine, porn does not exist.

Not talking "combinations" here, for the record, but single subjects.

So, post some things you've looked for porn of, and failed to find. Feel free also to prove someone else wrong, if you've seen porn of that thing, or if you want to make it, I guess. Maybe I'll maintain a list of the things which haven't been disproved if anyone but me enjoys this topic.

I'll start out with two:

Shinsoo - Maplestory

Scribbles the Wolf - Scribble Kibble

It might be more fun to stick to characters you think have good enough designs that someone might want to draw them for reasons other than filling a rule 34 quota, but hey, I leave that to your judgment.

*Edit: Because there has been a lot of misunderstanding of this point, this thread is for things for which absolutely no pornography exists. Zero. If the character you're thinking of has any r34 at all, it's not a proper failure of the rule.


As someone who recently subscribed to Scribble Kibble on youtube, I am ashamed to say I checked if that existed. I blame the voice.

Sadly, anything I would want rule 34 of exists (Fidget, Ori, various other cute animals in games) so I can only hope for more. Can't think of one myself :P

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CamKitty said:
As someone who recently subscribed to Scribble Kibble on youtube, I am ashamed to say I checked if that existed. I blame the voice.

Sadly, anything I would want rule 34 of exists (Fidget, Ori, various other cute animals in games) so I can only hope for more. Can't think of one myself :P

Her voice is really awesome.

Also, to be fair, if I hadn't mentioned Scribble, you would have had one to mention, had you thought of it.


Until fairly recently, Whimsey_weatherbe was one. I actually went out and made some very novice writing through a back and forth with a friend for her, but it took a while for visual artwork to show up.

Shantae's elephant form is also disappointingly empty. I've found some anthro versions on Furaffinity, but nothing feral. Seriously, folks? The monkey gets love, but the cute elephant doesn't?


One Piece: minks

There are images on tumblr possibly but very few on the boorus.

Maybe artists are waiting for official color drawings.

Rusty_
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1 year ago

No Rule 34 of Eddie Eagle. the internet lies!

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Rustyy said:
No Rule 34 of Eddie Eagle. the internet lies!

Found one for you!

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/17016267/

Only the one though.

Also why does this character exist?


Clawdragons said:
Found one for you!

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/17016267/

Only the one though.

Also why does this character exist?

The eagle is the symbol of America, and some political or PSA cartoonists made their ocs for it. Eddie Eagle was one such oc eagle.

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Clawdragons said:
Found one for you!

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/17016267/

Only the one though.

Well would you look at that! thank you!

Also why does this character exist?

NRA Mascot for teaching firearms safety to kids. he's kinda creepy, Especially with 3d animation

Chaser
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The other day in the IRC, I noticed there is no r34 of the mibbit frog.

Maybe that's a good thing --Someone in chat I forgot who though

I mostly wanted it for the comedic value, other part of wanting it was to see if it existed.

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Rustyy said:
Well would you look at that! thank you!

NRA Mascot for teaching firearms safety to kids. he's kinda creepy, Especially with 3d animation

Oh no, I knew what he was made for, I was just saying it is mindboggling that the NRA has a children's mascot.

That's like if you had Bacon Bits the IRS Tax Audit Pig, designed to appeal to young children and teach them how to properly fill out the W-9 form in triplicate.

Say what you want about guns and gun control - it's a topic I intend to avoid - but I think we can all agree that children and guns do not mix.


rule 34 should be revised to state, 'if it exists, there is really terrible porn of it'


..................Is there any porn of the shrike (wiki ?!)? Because. Ideally, it wouldn't have even the suggestion of blood or pain, but that would defy all expectation.

▼ lol

From wikipedia:

"It is portrayed as composed of razorwire, thorns, blades, and cutting edges, having fingers like scalpels and long, curved toe blades... The Shrike may kill victims in a flash or it may transport them to an eternity of impalement upon an enormous artificial 'Tree of Thorns,' or 'Tree of Pain' in Hyperion's distant future. The Tree of Thorns is described as unimaginably large, metallic tree, alive with the agonized writhing of countless human victims of all ages and races."

titanmelon said:
rule 34 should be revised to state, 'if it exists, there is really terrible porn of it'

Right. Rule 34 should have an alternative Rule # that includes a minimum quality standard, but "beggars can't be choosers" and such.

Clawdragons
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1 year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXA559KNopI

Was watching this today. First though, "I want there to be porn of the micro-transaction-raptor," but of course there's not. It's cute though.

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Chaser said:
The other day in the IRC, I noticed there is no r34 of the mibbit frog.

I googled "mibbit frog porn" and got a gif of a guy fucking a pumpkin. fml


I'm disappointed that there isn't any "My Little Pony" porn out there.


Sadly a comic I enjoy Shades of Grey [www.kahmith.com] doesn't seem to have spawned any porn.


Fenrick said:
I'm disappointed that there isn't any "My Little Pony" porn out there.

Are you being sarcastic or is there a specific character/generation you're looking for?

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Rule 34 fails in so many ways. I could list hundreds of characters from my childhood, but let's stick to something more recent.

How about Ziltoid the Omniscient? Nope, nothing. Is it too much to ask for porn of our supreme reptilian alien overlord? Fetid.

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I couldn't find any porn including Amaru So i drew a terrible picture of him. :P Now i started to develop my drawing skills to become a real "artist" aka.childhood ruiner :D


Oh, one other thing that Rule 34 has failed: Totodile x Chikorita. There may be some that features a Cyndaquil as well, but that's not what I want. These two are specifically starters, and especially when you consider the Mystery Dungeon games, where you choose two starters, starter pairs should be more common.

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Furrin_Gok said:
Oh, one other thing that Rule 34 has failed: Totodile x Chikorita. There may be some that features a Cyndaquil as well, but that's not what I want. These two are specifically starters, and especially when you consider the Mystery Dungeon games, where you choose two starters, starter pairs should be more common.

I don't think combinations are a valid complaint against Rule 34.


Clawdragons said:
I don't think combinations are a valid complaint against Rule 34.

Hmm, I actually just checked. We don't have even the trio here "together," they're only displayed separately.


I find the low quantity of Pyroar porn available disturbing.


Okay, here's an actual one: Feral/vanilla Cacodemon. They always give it a humanoid body (or plop a human body in place of the face) for R34, but never use the actual feral form of it.

I mean, take a look at it, there's two holes right there on the back of the sprite. How people have looked at those holes and not seen ass and vagina I don't know.


talking about failures of r34 there are not enough sexualize cheese burger it upsets me


tfkcex said:
talking about failures of r34 there are not enough sexualize cheese burger it upsets me

Pretty sure I've actually seen that, give me a bit to look around.


Furrin_Gok said:
Pretty sure I've actually seen that, give me a bit to look around.

Hmm, This was the closest to actual porn I could find, while there's also post #530631 here on E621.


I'm a month late but hey, why not.

Terraria is a HUGE game, and I know porn of it exists but I'm surprised there isn't more considering the possibilities.

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LemonLeman said:
I'm a month late but hey, why not.

Terraria is a HUGE game, and I know porn of it exists but I'm surprised there isn't more considering the possibilities.

tbh, compared to starbound, i'm not sure what could be expected of terraria in regards to porn. starbound has more and different types of NPC's whereas terraria just has humans and monsters pretty much. aside from a few (like 5 or so) unique NPCs.


treos said:
tbh, compared to starbound, i'm not sure what could be expected of terraria in regards to porn. starbound has more and different types of NPC's whereas terraria just has humans and monsters pretty much. aside from a few (like 5 or so) unique NPCs.

I do like starbound, but take post #832804 for example. It doesn't seem like too much trouble to take things like the Lamia, Lihzahrd, or other enemies (Especially the nymph/lost girl) and sexualize it. (The nymph is already mostly naked anyway.)