furballs dc
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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bad pun #21
Why dont blind people skydive?
Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.

 
furballs dc
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A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says “Whats with the pause?”
The bear replies “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.”

 
furballs dc
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bad pun #254
Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

bad pun #271
The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

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furballs dc
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bad pun #404
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.

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